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  • Ages 19–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 10
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Atheism and it’s important
Might want kids
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Really should update's been a while....mmmm oh look something else is distracting me from the thing which is distracting me from doing that thing that I was supposed to be doing ...which was....?? Mmmmmmm blowed if I can remember!!

Complete weirdo, stupid hair, terrible jokes, bit of a loser,
rubbish sense of humour, bad clothes, overly inappropriate but mostly boring!!
That's what I think anyway, you may care to disagree.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Avoiding being an accountable adult for as long as possible ;)
Career-wise I manage a couple of lovely bar/restaurants which means working hard but that's cool as I love what I do.
Plan to have my own places in the not too distant future.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making cups of tea, having 10 half read books lying around the flat, cooking, forgetting to go to bed but not really being sure what I have done all night, shopping(a rare man talent :p) and finding bargains in the process, losing/breaking phones
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am standing in front of them doing a silly dance!!
Hell who cares.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Do tend to be a sporadic reader but love to find time to lose myself in some excellently scribed prose.
Books: I like dark, gritty, dry humour, powerful and very emotive novels and also strong political/moral/social commentaries.
Favourite ever book is 100 years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marques and love everything he has done.

Movies: Gangster, Dark & Emotive Thriller, Kung Fu , Comedy, World & Foreign language, Western...
Coen brothers, Christopehr Nolan, Scorcese, Almodovar, Nicolas Winding Refn, Darren Aronofsky, Lars von Trier, Clint Eastwood, Ben Affleck,
New favourite film: Ill Manors

Music-wise - different styles for different times and mood - but am a big Blues fan. Then totally dig my Reggae too man :) always puts a smile on my face.
Current Artists am listening to; Lianne La Havas, Jesse Ware, The XX, Alt J, Maverick Sabre, Plan B, Liam Bailey, Emelie Sande, Foals, Fleet Foxes, Delilah, Bombay Bicycle Club, Benjamin Francis Leftwich, Anthony & the Johnsons, Jack White, Ben Howard, Rebecca Ferguson, The Vaccines, The Maccabees, Everything Everything
Legends: The Rolling Stones, Gil Scott Heron, The Roots,
Amy Winehouse, The Black Keys, Nas, The White Stripes, Jazzanova, Paul Weller, Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds...
I could go on.

Try not to get sucked in too much to any series so it's mostly comedy, food, documentary, design programmes: Family Guy, Grand Designs, 8 out of 10 cats, Would I lie to You, QI, Impractial Jokers,

I adore food and love tasting new things and trying out different dishes and flavour combinations as often as possible. Thai, Vietnamese, Italian, Spanish, French,
Love Sushi & Seafood,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good Wine,
mugs of tea,
shoes (or at least would be difficult to adjust being barefoot all the time!)
Loved Ones,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What was I just thinking about?
Where's my keys where's my phone?
Is this Tuesday? It is Tuesday right!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
All too often working, but when my weekend comes around dinner or drinks with friends either out or I will cook.
If not couch, chilling, movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't think you are ready for that...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you reckon you can make sure I don't forget about going to bed at night ;)