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TheBrizer

35 M Glasgow, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:10am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Really should update this...it's been a while....mmmm oh look something else is distracting me from the thing which is distracting me from doing that thing that I was supposed to be doing ...which was....?? Mmmmmmm blowed if I can remember!!

Complete weirdo, stupid hair, terrible jokes, bit of a loser,
rubbish sense of humour, bad clothes, overly inappropriate but mostly boring!!
That's what I think anyway, you may care to disagree.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Avoiding being an accountable adult for as long as possible ;)
Career-wise I manage a couple of lovely bar/restaurants which means working hard but that's cool as I love what I do.
Plan to have my own places in the not too distant future.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making cups of tea, having 10 half read books lying around the flat, cooking, forgetting to go to bed but not really being sure what I have done all night, shopping(a rare man talent :p) and finding bargains in the process, losing/breaking phones
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am standing in front of them doing a silly dance!!
Hell who cares.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Do tend to be a sporadic reader but love to find time to lose myself in some excellently scribed prose.
Books: I like dark, gritty, dry humour, powerful and very emotive novels and also strong political/moral/social commentaries.
Favourite ever book is 100 years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marques and love everything he has done.

Movies: Gangster, Dark & Emotive Thriller, Kung Fu , Comedy, World & Foreign language, Western...
Coen brothers, Christopehr Nolan, Scorcese, Almodovar, Nicolas Winding Refn, Darren Aronofsky, Lars von Trier, Clint Eastwood, Ben Affleck,
New favourite film: Ill Manors

Music-wise - different styles for different times and mood - but am a big Blues fan. Then totally dig my Reggae too man :) always puts a smile on my face.
Current Artists am listening to; Lianne La Havas, Jesse Ware, The XX, Alt J, Maverick Sabre, Plan B, Liam Bailey, Emelie Sande, Foals, Fleet Foxes, Delilah, Bombay Bicycle Club, Benjamin Francis Leftwich, Anthony & the Johnsons, Jack White, Ben Howard, Rebecca Ferguson, The Vaccines, The Maccabees, Everything Everything
Legends: The Rolling Stones, Gil Scott Heron, The Roots,
Amy Winehouse, The Black Keys, Nas, The White Stripes, Jazzanova, Paul Weller, Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds...
I could go on.

Try not to get sucked in too much to any series so it's mostly comedy, food, documentary, design programmes: Family Guy, Grand Designs, 8 out of 10 cats, Would I lie to You, QI, Impractial Jokers,

I adore food and love tasting new things and trying out different dishes and flavour combinations as often as possible. Thai, Vietnamese, Italian, Spanish, French,
Love Sushi & Seafood,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good Wine,
mugs of tea,
shoes (or at least would be difficult to adjust being barefoot all the time!)
Music,
Loved Ones,
Hats
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What was I just thinking about?
Where's my keys where's my phone?
Is this Tuesday? It is Tuesday right!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
All too often working, but when my weekend comes around dinner or drinks with friends either out or I will cook.
If not couch, chilling, movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't think you are ready for that...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you reckon you can make sure I don't forget about going to bed at night ;)