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33 Brooklyn, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Sep 1
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently), C++ (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Quiet, calm, laid-back, low-maintenance.
But also smart, sarcastic, a bit wacky.

Oh, most of the Q&A section was filled out about 5 years back when I made this account. Too lazy to go through it to clean up and update, so tread with caution.

[edit: metatarsal injury, so i can hobble around but not very fast or very far, probably/hopefully only until mid-july or so. don't let this stop you.]
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work, sleep, read books, play games (not *those* games, only the board- and video- kind), explore things I haven't seen or done or tasted before, argue the nature of the universe (sometimes with the universe), teach basic programming concepts to people who should know better, and play with other people's cats. Sometimes all at once.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading what things say, rather than what they mean.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I keep forgetting to ask, so if we meet make sure to tell me!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Mostly fantasy and sci-fi, but I delve into all genres. (according to Goodreads, I *am* the 1%. Whatever that means.

Food: Oh, glorious food! I eat and enjoy everything, although the various asian cuisines have captured my heart (indian, chinese, japanese, thai, the occasional vietnamese soup)

Movies: Utterly indifferent to the pretty graphics, and can't stand 3D. Jet Li's "Hero" was amazing. Avatar was rubbish. If it was made in the last 5 years, chances are that I haven't even heard about it, much less seen it.

Music: A little bit of practically everything, with a slight preference for electronic music and hybrid genres. Notable exceptions are country (boring), and rap (annoying).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order, and leaving off the obvious and the trite:
1) Strand bookstore (which has replaced the public library as my source for bulk cheap books)
2) The internet
3) Delicious food
4) Sleep (in plentiful quantities)
5) Smart people
6) Teleportation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What people with a profile consisting of "I like to hang out with my friends", "my favorite movie is Jurassic Park", and 3 answered questions in the Q&A (with no comments or notes) expect in the way of an introductory message.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sleeping, or hitting a meetup, or playing board games, or hanging out with friends, or eating dinner with family.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really, really hate phones. They combine the awkwardness of real-time communication with the awkwardness of not talking to someone face-to-face. I'd really rather not call you, except in emergencies. Message (okc, fb, whatever), text, or meet me in real life if you want to talk.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'm fairly nice and I rarely bite, so don't be afraid to start the conversation! I am not turned off by girls who take initiative! (but if the match is under 60%, there may not be much point)

Now for the actual shpiel:
I'm looking for a nice Jewish girl for a serious relationship, but friends (and less-serious relationships, I suppose) are welcome in all shapes and sizes.

You should message me if you found that question in the Q&A section and can explain why 36, or if you had 700 or higher on any of the English sections on the SATs (because there's definitely a zombie somewhere in my family tree - the one thing I find truly irresistible is braaaaains), or I sound interesting, or you're just bored, or you added entertaining explanations to most of your Q&As.

Actually, if you're a game-playing, cat- and food-loving (love of cat food is optional), intelligent, and extremely literate Sagittarius, just message me right now.

For people who use the star ratings - it's only good as an anonymous high-five. I'll probably sign up for the A-list to see *who* actually rated me highly once the number gets large enough, but that won't be any time soon, and until then it'll just be an invisible teaser.