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26 M Eugene, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:59am
Middle Eastern, White
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Working on Ph.D program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This profile won't be like that of others
If limericks you hate, you shan't even bother
The action of rhyme
Will be used, most sublime
For the purpose of meeting another

A physicist, all theoretical
No less, has notions quite practical
The more I consider
The action of litter
The more I hate the mechanical
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
This character works with energy green,
does math for investing and never is seen
he wants to save earth
for he knows what it's worth
And always unplugs his monitor screen
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
This man you see is quite dangerous
He skillfully duels with swords synchronous
A champion, national
In fencing, all sectional
He moves like a devil most vigorous.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This curious beard on my face that I wear
Grabs more attention than your average hair
In it are swirls
of copper and gnarls
so, to brush it, I don't even dare.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How horrid am I to subject you to this?
An entire page for acquainting a limericist?
I'll probably change it
before I'm contagious
with "friend zone" on every list
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Normally on fridays I wear three piece suits
With intentions of dance I throw on monk shoes
Disaster awaits
for those in my wake
For where my feet are I confuse
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The most private thing I'm willing to admit
Is obvious to the reader legit
I'm clearly insane,
won't give you my name,
And expect you to read this sans pit.
You should message me if
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The poor person who's read this disaster
And for some reason seeks some more answers
May happily apply
with a click at the side
To hear from this rhythmical bastard!