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TheChemTech

38 M Granada Hills, CA

My Details

Last Online
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Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Pacific Islander
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Tagalog (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
This profile will be a work in progress. If interested, check in periodically. I might have some good insights.

First off, my name is Edwin. I was going to start off with a joke, but it became rather long. I placed the joke at the end of this summary in case you're interested in some science humor.

If there's one thing that I believe I was put on this Earth for, it's humor. I enjoy making people laugh, especially the knee-slapping, snort-inducing, belly-aching kind.

I back my car into parking spaces as the opportunity and the lay-out of the lot allows. However, if by backing in the sunlight hits the front seats, I defer to pulling in hood first.

I've jumped out of a plane twice, without a parachute. However, the guy that I was attached to had one on. *wink*

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A physicist, a biologist, and a chemist go to the beach. It was the first time for all three and rather than take in the cool ocean breeze, the sun’s rays on their rather pale skins, and the soothing sounds of the waves, their scientific minds are piqued by the sight of the ocean.

The biologist speaks up first and says to the other two, “I’m going down to the shoreline to see whether I can find any marine life.” Not waiting for a response, she darts off towards the water. While in her own little world, a huge wave comes in, knocks her off her feet, and takes her out to sea.

The other two look at each other, minds still wondering at what had transpired. After a while, the physicist looks at the chemist and says, “Well I’m going to take a closer look and study the wave dynamics.” The chemist warns him, “But you saw what happened to the biologist…” The physicist cuts the chemist off, “Don’t worry. I can definitely predict the pattern of the waves.”

Before the argument can continue any further, the physicist meanders towards the shoreline. Minutes into his observation, the physicist is quite confident in the pattern of the waves to the point that he walks along the incoming and outgoing tides. However, unbeknownst to him, a rather huge tide piggybacks on a smaller tide. When the huge tide hits, it knocks him off his feet, and he too is swept out to sea.

The chemist, reflecting on what he just saw remarks a rather unenthusiastic “hmmm…” He takes out his little note pad, a pen, and writes “The biologist and physicist are soluble in water.”
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to go back to school to get a Master's degree.
I’m really good at
Spinning a book on my finger.

Grilling. I once manned two grills (one propane and one charcoal) for 13 hours.
The first things people usually notice about me
If I'm wearing my glasses: my glasses
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, World War Z, my Biochemistry Textbook

Movies: Mel Brooks movies, Jon Favreau movies, Christopher Nolan movies, and there's a bunch more

Shows: Walking Dead, Battlestar Galactica, Sherlock, The IT Crowd, Hu$tle, Arrested Development, Northern Exposure, M*A*S*H

Music: A lot of variety

Food: A lot of variety
The six things I could never do without
Oxygen, food, and other life necessities are obvious, so I'll say...

Faith, hope, and love, and the past, present and future.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–41
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating