I am a handsome man, currently considering a medical procedure to make myself even more handsome. If I do, I shall be forced to change my name to Hansum B. Wonderful.
I just moved back to the St Cloud area after several years in the Cities. And now I remember how I don't know anyone here.
I once won a vocabulary trophy (Perhaps you heard about it on the news? No? Well it totally happened, I swear!) but I sometimes struggle not to use the F bomb in every other sentence. Have you won at least one spelling bee in your life? That would be sexy.
I can change a flat tire in less than five minutes. I cannot set up a tent. I do pushups every day, but I cheat when I do them.
I am tall, magical, and America's bad boy