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35 Waite Park, MN Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 13
6′ 6″ (1.98m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has cats
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
NOTE: Some things below are in flux.

I am a handsome man, currently considering a medical procedure to make myself even more handsome. If I do, I shall be forced to change my name to Hansum B. Wonderful.

I just moved back to the St Cloud area after several years in the Cities. And now I remember how I don't know anyone here.

I once won a vocabulary trophy (Perhaps you heard about it on the news? No? Well it totally happened, I swear!) but I sometimes struggle not to use the F bomb in every other sentence. Have you won at least one spelling bee in your life? That would be sexy.

I can change a flat tire in less than five minutes. I cannot set up a tent. I do pushups every day, but I cheat when I do them.

I am tall, magical, and America's bad boy
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work for a local restaurant, basically keeping the high school and college kid workers in line, and generally being the owners henchman. I am about six credits shy of a paralegal degree. In summary, I can kinda sorta do many things.

A couple qualifiers:
- I am not religious. I am not an atheist or agnostic. I believe in a higher power, meditate regularly and consider myself friendly towards pretty much all beliefs. However, if you're looking for someone for whom organized religion, and things such as regular church going are very important to, I am probably not your guy.
- I've decided to stop beating around the bush on this one; I have no real interest in being a father. If you are deadset on having kids, or have kids from a prior relationship where I would be expected to take on a fatherhood role, I don't think it would work out. There is a minute chance my mind could change on this for the exact right person, but until then I feel it's best to be up front about it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pushing children out of the way at the Science Museum. Damn kids!

I used to be good at having sideburns too, but they're gone now.

I am an expert at darts, based on this one time I threw three straight triple 20's but nobody was watching.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My gallant stroll.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My answer would be "Fried green tomatoes". Did that movie have a soundtrack?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Cheese
2. Chinese buffets
3. My cat, Cat. Not because I am a cat lover, but because for various reasons we're stuck with each other and have come to a sort of understanding. He's an irrepressible, needy little shit, but he's MY irrepressible needy little shit.
4. George Foreman Grill, AKA, the center of bachelor living.
5. Scrabble
6. A nice set of sheets

I am not a very materialistic person. This isn't because of some perceived moral high ground, there just aren't lots of possessions I find I both need and want. Every Christmas, I ask for socks.
UPDATE: I didn't get any socks this Christmas!! The hell!?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The little ball inside the spray can.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not going on dates, apparently.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once put EZ Cheez on a chocolate chip cookie. And ate it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You've never seen The Wire and want to be introduced to the greatest television show of all time.
You can drop repeated f-bombs in conversation and still sound classy.
You like going to random museums and restaurants.
You're easily seduced by a SWEET Mazda sedan with Micky Mouse window decal.
You have at least a little roughness around the edges.