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24 / F / Straight / Single
New Orleans, Louisiana
- Last Online
- Feb 18
- 5′ 3″ (1.60m).
- Body Type
- Mostly anything
- Very often
- Atheism but not too serious about it
- Capricorn but it doesn’t matter
- Working on space camp
- Entertainment / Media
- Rather not say
- Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
- Has dogs and dislikes cats
- English (Okay)
Music leads to dancing, which leads one into temptation to have SEX. (BURN IN HELL, ELVIS!)
I like to start my mornings off right with a fresh can of vienna sausages and melba toast. Come evening, I enjoy the occasional gas station burrito delicately garnished with chili, cheese, jalapanos, and onions via the nacho station. They usually don't charge me extra, but on the off chance Habib is working, he will. F*ck Habib. When that happens, I just abandon my burrito and go down the street to the soup kitchen and eat for free; 'MURICA F*CK YEAH!
Summer's Eve (keep dat body klean UH)
- Ages 21–32
- Located anywhere
- Who are single
- For new friends, short-term dating
- Coach McGuirk is your hero.
- You want to paint yourself in zebra stripes and free all the animals in the zoo.
- You think you might want to be friends. *THAT DOES NOT MEAN WE WILL. You have to tell me WHY you think we should be. Bitch, I don't need you, I got friends fo dayz- you should be honored I'm giving you this opportunity! ...I'm like, popular n shit.
- It'll make me giggle
- You got it goin' on, oh yeaaahhh!
- You are within the age range listed.
- You understand the fact that I'm super busy & I don't need you peepin' in my ear about not returning your goddamn message... like every other woman in my life!
- You understand the fact that I'm not a goddamn tour guide. Oh, you're visiting and want me to show you around? NO. Stop it.