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TheClapasaurus

25 F New Orleans, LA

My Details

Last Online
Feb 18, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Collecting lint, reading difficult words on the back of food labels, sniffing the binding of a good book.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Cleaning my room, one square inch at a time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Punting thingz.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have face cancer.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Sears catalogs are useful when I run out of toilet paper because the pages are extra thin and they don't seem to harm the septic tank...

Music leads to dancing, which leads one into temptation to have SEX. (BURN IN HELL, ELVIS!)

I like to start my mornings off right with a fresh can of vienna sausages and melba toast. Come evening, I enjoy the occasional gas station burrito delicately garnished with chili, cheese, jalapanos, and onions via the nacho station. They usually don't charge me extra, but on the off chance Habib is working, he will. F*ck Habib. When that happens, I just abandon my burrito and go down the street to the soup kitchen and eat for free; 'MURICA F*CK YEAH!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
burritos
Risperdal
Jerry Springer
burritos
Summer's Eve (keep dat body klean UH)
masking tape
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to remove 325lbs of premium grade A ground meat off of my front porch. See, I had plans to open a restaurant and got a little ahead of myself. I got a great deal off the interwebz, but now I don't know what to do with it and it's starting to rot. Every dog within a five mile radius is on my porch gnawing at this massive box of stank... I'm seriously getting scared. I've gotten numerous complaints from neighbors, and I'm expecting to be summoned fairly soon. Anyone who's willing to lend me a hand/let me use their forklift would be greatly appreciated.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Oh, ya know, just gettin' my normal burrito... might grab a bottle of Boone's, cause it's the freakin' weekend, ya feelin' me?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wouldn't touch that "back massager".
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–32
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You have a forklift/know how to handle hungry, meat-driven dogs.
- Coach McGuirk is your hero.
- You want to paint yourself in zebra stripes and free all the animals in the zoo.
- You think you might want to be friends. *THAT DOES NOT MEAN WE WILL. You have to tell me WHY you think we should be. Bitch, I don't need you, I got friends fo dayz- you should be honored I'm giving you this opportunity! ...I'm like, popular n shit.
- It'll make me giggle
- You got it goin' on, oh yeaaahhh!
- You are within the age range listed.
- You understand the fact that I'm super busy & I don't need you peepin' in my ear about not returning your goddamn message... like every other woman in my life!
- You understand the fact that I'm not a goddamn tour guide. Oh, you're visiting and want me to show you around? NO. Stop it.