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35 Knoxville, TN Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 11
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I'm a teacher, writer, newbie comedian, and I long to drink from the fountain of life. I firmly believe that nobody promises you tomorrow, so I try to live each day as if it could be my last, and I'm at the point in my life where I'd like to meet the right woman and build something to last, including having kids.
What I’m doing with my life
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I've recently gotten involved in standup comedy. Though I'm new to it and have a long way to go, I'm so grateful I found this beautiful outlet.

By day, I'm a teacher who loves his job and the kids, even if it can get stressful at times.

Besides comedy and work, I love going to shows. A good band or a burlesque show is always fun. I also try to travel out of town to visit with old friends at least once a month.

Lately I've been spending a lot of time researching homesteading and urban farming. My dream has always been to live somewhere just outside a cool city where I own a house and a few acres to do fun things with. Some chickens, a vegetable garden, etc.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Burning the candle at both ends, taking care of people, overanalyzing things, and baffling people with bullshit.
The first things people usually notice about me
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For some weird reason, a lot of girls think I resemble Mark Wahlberg. I don't see it at all, but you can be the judge of that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" and anything by Hunter S. Thompson. I also like what I've read from Douglas Coupland, Nick Hornby, and a lot of the classics I teach the kids at school. I'm always looking for new writers to check out. Got any suggestions?

Movies: I just saw "Her" and came away impressed. I really dig Wes Anderson and Spike Jonez stuff, and you can find me at Downtown West quite a bit checking out the arty films. I'm also into the usual action, fantasy, superhero, sci fi stuff that most guys like. Besides this, I have had a deep love of horror movies ever since I was a kid and I'd curl up next to mom and watch them until I fell asleep. Chances are that if it has a cult following, I'm down.

Shows: I don't get to watch all that much TV, but I was pretty obsessed with True Detective. I also like Mad Men, South Park, Sons of Anarchy, Dexter, the Colbert Report, and I'm finally just getting to watch Game of Thrones. Breaking Bad is still on my "must catch up on" list.

Music: Mostly older stuff with a darker edge. I love Joy Division, Jimi Hendrix, the Ramones, Miles Davis, John Lee Hooker, the Beatles, tons of other classic rock, 90s grunge, and I usually can get into anything with some energy or magic to it. Lately I've been exploring jazz and blues and really getting into those.

Food: If it's got some flavor, I'm there. Thai, Indian, Italian, or just some really good pizza and burgers. I could live on chicken tikka massala or vindaloo.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Good friends
2. Comedy
3. Craft Beer
4. Good food
5. A 5 star notebook to write in
6. Precise V5 black pens
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I'm going to make all my dreams (wife, kids, nice little house with some farming, published novelist, etc.) come true.

Also, dick jokes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either recovering from the work week or at Sassy Ann's for the comedy show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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More than anything in this world, my dream is to someday meet the right girl and become a good husband and a father. That may be sappy, but it's the truth.
You should message me if
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