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TheCrabPirate

25 / M / straight / Single

Santa Clara, California

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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 2" (1.87m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Religion
Judaism and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Doesn’t want children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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I am active, creative, and motivated.

My Self-Summary

Those who know me best would probably describe me as: creative, hilarious, playful, and occasionally witty. Obviously that is subject to interpretation. I'd like to see an interpretive dance describing just that. Ask me to perform one some time.

I am a goofball, its fun to not take everything so seriously. I love taking asinine pictures of random things. I am always looking for more ideas. Let me know if you think of any.

I am passionate about creativity, and expression. This means I occasionally ruffle some feathers. In particular I sometimes piss off people who are a little too serious about religion.

I like to have an even balance between social events and outings, and nights in. Sometimes I go to bars, go out to movies, hang out with friends. I love having adventures, the best times can be had with only a little imagination and good friends. Or a really bad movie, that's fun too. Particularly if its a cheesy movie which reuses the same footage over and over due to lack of budget. Those crack me up.

Nothing is more satisfying than seeing a room full of people with smiles on their faces, except possibly a room full of people rolling on the floor with laughter. This could then be made more funny with a rubber chicken. I'm not sure how, but somehow it would probably be more entertaining.

I enjoy meeting new people, and can make the best out of almost any situation. I tend to be a "the glass is half full" kind of guy.

What I’m doing with my life

Right now, I'm on a travel kick. I recently went to England and New York, and now I want to explore the world. My day job is a webmaster, this means that people make one of two comments about me. Either 'I wish I had master in my job description' or can you work on my website. To which I respond, You wish and no. Haha.

I'm also taking some classes to improve my project management skills.

I play indoor soccer which is a lot of fun. It really lets me unwind and keeps me grounded. I believe being active, helps your mind stay fresh and be a happier person.

I love being creative, I usually have some kind of project I'm working on.

In the past I have
- created, directed, and produced a tv show
- written, composed and produced music
- created some crazy photoshop pictures
- wrote a short screenplay.

I’m really good at

- Apples to apples
- Cranium
- Searching the internet

The first things people usually notice about me

I'm not like most people, I have a very wide array of interests, and I am not afraid to try new things.

I'm a nice guy, I once saved a stranger from getting run over by a train. I am not a nice guy to people who treat my friends like shit.

I am not afraid to embrace my inner child, but I also like to take things serious when it is appropriate.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I really enjoy movies, and some tv shows.

I watch these pretty regularly:
The Office
30 Rock
It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Freaks and Geeks
Arrested Development
Doctor Who (british)
The IT Crowd (british)

The six things I could never do without

friends
creativity
pirates
things to laugh at
lolcats
photography

On a typical Friday night I am

Out and about. I enjoy going out with friends, taking funny photos, exploring (i love exploring), or going to see bands. There are so many places to go and things to experience.

You should message me if

You think you are a person who can inspire me.

Its great when you meet a person who pushes you to do more, and in the process you both end up doing way more than either of you thought that they could.

Also if you just want to hang out and take funny pictures im down for that too. It's a secret passion of mine.