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TheCurmudgeon

48 M Minneapolis, MN

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:53am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Fat. Bald. Eclectic. Kinky. I have made peace with the fact that I am an opinionated introvert and tend to keep most social interactions to a minimum. To those who don't get me, I am taciturn. Those who do get me see the humour with which I try to weave my life.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am learning... always. I am a man of voracious appetite when it comes to knowledge and wisdom.

After a long break, I am bringing myself back to writing as well.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I have classical training as a chef, but I am far more comfortable doing barbeque. I'm good at my job, I am told, but I suspect that is because my job is to basically be myself.
I would like to think that I am a good friend, and I aspire to be a wise man someday.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a big guy, and I am as bald as it gets. One may be tempted to simply dismiss me as 'fat'- but pushing me will show that indeed, doing so was a mistake.

After getting to know me, most people appreciate that I tend to be astute in observation and in listening.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My tastes are eclectic. If you want to know if I like something, ask me.
I will offer that if you think Ayn Rand to be either a good writer or a profound thinker, that the chances are I will end up treating you like a chew toy.

Still, it strikes me that lists of favorites are focused upon where one has been... and this is more about where one is going.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Coffee Press- Hang around me enough in the morning, and you will sooner or later hear "Death before dishonor, NOTHING before coffee". I am not kidding about this.
2) Computer- My computer and the internet are primary sources for my information/news gathering.
3) Music collection- I don't listen to it everyday, but I couldn't stand the idea of not having this wildly varied collection.
4) Library- My library used to be much larger, though it has been by mishap and misfortune winnowed down.
5) My friends- My friends are my family, and they are an incredible group of people.
6) Curiosity- I continually seek to learn and grow.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I just spend a lot of time thinking.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
probably doing something different than I did on the previous Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The private things about me stay private till we know each other better.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–60
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
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...you have a curious and kinky nature.