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TheCuteComedian

25 Arlington, VA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Apr 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I do my crosswords in pen.
My eyes are two different colors.
I love music but don't have an iPod.
I don't mind walking in the rain.
When I'm double-doggie-dared, I follow through.

I can beat my computer in chess. However, it's not even close to my skill level in kickboxing.

I treat people like puzzles and like to figure them out. I treat puzzles like people and have long arduous debates with jigsaws. I almost always win.

I love banana bread but hate bananas.

I love making other people laugh and giggle. I have no problem with making a fool of myself to get a smile out of whoever I'm hanging with.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in Business Analysis. I finished studying political science in St. Louis and just moved to DC though I'm originally from NY.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
A lot of things. Several of which I would not care to admit to.
There are others though that I would care to admit. For example, tinkering, building, hula hooping, eating, cooking, computers, and suggesting the perfect song for the playlist, and exploring.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have heterochromia.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Where's Waldo?, Too Far From Home, Emperors of Chocolate, Match Stick Point, Alphabet of Manliness, Life of Pi, Blink, I Spy

Movies: Pan's Labyrinth, The Lion King, The Big Lebowski, Waking Life, 500 Days of Summer
Shows: 30 Rock, Cowboy Bebop, Firefly, The Wire, Arrested Development, Rocky Horror Picture Show

Music: Beatles, Fleet Foxes, Grizzly Bear, Yeasayer, The Black Keys, Bon Iver, Nujabes, Chemical Brothers

Food: Yes
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family
My friends
The Tempurpedic pillow
Backscratchers
New York style Pizza
Internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? I suppose only fat old people can be jolly. Can you imagine a 30 year old fit man who was 'jolly?' Giving kids presents out of his bag? Creepy!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With friends having a drink and bringing the party with us.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I never liked Barney. I was always a Thomas the Tank Engine kind of kid.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a sense of humor
You have ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon
You saw a snake one time
You think space is pretty cool
You know someone who can whistle