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TheDamnedUnited

25 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:45pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm just the bass player.
What I’m doing with my life
Ever seen Annie Hall? Same thing, pretty much.

If that's too flip for you or you haven't seen Annie Hall, then A.) I'm actually headed back to PSU after a spectacularly ill-advised but worthwhile stab at being a professional musician. One or two or three band breakups later, here I am. Time to study, but having found my UO history/english/history/political science/english/history track somewhat unfulfilling (imagine that), I'm headed towards something more practical, like literally anything else.
And B.) Go see Annie Hall.
I’m really good at
Being happy, keeping others happy, and pretending to know all the chords.
The first things people usually notice about me
Now: "Oh, I love your new glasses."
Before: "Stop sign, stop sign, STOP SIGN!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
How about one of each. Choice makes us depressed.

A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again, by David Foster Wallace

That Thing You Do!

The Office (UK)

The Pixies

Apizza Scholls
The six things I could never do without
Nope, I require all of the things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying overly hard to have an atypical one.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends