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TheDan1986

28 M Austin, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:20pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
What I’m doing with my life
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I invented the piano key neck tie! I invented it! What have you done?!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Quoting movies. I'm fantastic at procrastinating. I'm good at other stuff, but I'll mention them later. I can also do a very good Jeff Goldblum impersonation
The first things people usually notice about me
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I read a lot myself. Some people think I'm too intellectual but I think it's a fabulous way to spend your spare time. I also play raquetball. Do you have any hobbies?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite books: American Psycho, Lunar Park, The Plot Against America, A Clockwork Orange (book and film), The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Klay, Stephen King novels are fun too. oh, and Arnold Schwarzenegger's autobiography!

Movies....the filmographies of Woody Allen, Martin Scorsese, David Cronenberg. RoboCop, The Graduate, Bicycle Thieves, Double Indemnity, Apocalypse Now, Annie Hall, Rushmore, Sunshine, The Fly, Videodrome, Deconstructing Harry, Edward Scissorhands, Terminator 2, the Chris Nolan Batman films, The Godfather, Heat, Rush, Ghost Busters, Anchorman, The Big Lebowski

TV shows - I love Breaking Bad, Boardwalk Empire, Game of Thrones, The Sopranos, The Wire, Arrested Development, Archer, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Venture Bros, Family Guy, classic Simpsons, and Batman: The Animated Series

Music – Pearl Jam, Weezer, Muse, The Red Hot Chili Peppers…Silversun Pickups, Black Keys, Metallica, Doors, Pink Floyd, Jefferson Airplane. Hans Zimmer

Food – So much. At home I generally eat healthy - lots of chicken and fish, but when I go out I love indulging on everything. Tex Mex, BBQ, Chinese, Italian…Always looking for the next great burger joint
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Someone once asked if I wanted their body. I responded with, "is this a trick question?"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what it is that I should be doing instead....remember that thing i said about procrastination? And sex
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
staying classy
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The "Rock of Ages" movie is kind of a very guilty pleasure for me.
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don't think about it - just do it!