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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–60
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 11:56am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from space camp
Sales / Marketing
Less than $20,000
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm the world's nicest sarcastic asshole. I suppose I could say more but if I really think hard that's the best way to sum me up.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to act like an adult for reasons I still have yet to figure out.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Figuring people out. You can't fool me ;)
Playing bass...
Writing little ditties...
Being hilarious... If I can't make you laugh you have no soul :)
Cookin' the foods.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I tend to go through phases where I only listen to one artist at a time and completely wear myself out on them. Currently that poor bloke is Damon Albarn, and I fear his time is running out. If you're a blur/gorillaz/albarn fan at all, SAY HI! THERE ARE SO FEW OF YOU!
Prior to my Albarn kick:
MGMT, Mew, Tool, Ted Leo, Beach Boys, Beatles, Jamiroquai, Flaming Lips, Father John Misty, and many many more...

I love It's Always Sunny and Seinfeld, and few other shows in between. Breaking Bad was great, but that's about as far as I go with TV shows. I do love a good movie though. I have an affinity for terrible/cheesy horror movies (and good ones too!).
The Evil Dead trilogy is near the top.
Hallowen series.
Pretty much all John Carpenter (except Prince of Darkness. What the hell was he thinking?)

I love reading books about science, mainly physics and astronomy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food, mmmmm food. Sushi, mostly.
My car. Seriously, I had to take the bus for a while and it was just god awful.
That's 6, right?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Lemons, limes, oranges, clementines... just citrus in general I guess.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Filling pools with Jell-o. Did I get yours yet?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My Father wears his sneakers in the pool.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to. I almost always respond to people and I'm super nice so don't be shy :)