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24 Brooklyn, NY Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

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Last online
Today – 11:22am
Native American, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Open relationship
Relationship Type
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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My self summary is a sentence long and brings an avant-garde provocateur sense of style to what is essentially a meaningless series of grammatical errors.

No but actually I'm a razor sharp, cutting edge, high tech dope with a penchant for overdoing everything.
What I’m doing with my life
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I bartend and I love it. I also love to cook, and bartending is like cooking but you get drunk. Might do it forever, but ideally I'm gonna be a stand-up comic, writer, actor, in the vein of all of your favorite people. Seriously, my only real goal is to be someone's favorite comic, and for that person to not be my 10 year old sister.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can put both my feet behind my head at the same time, but then I get stuck. Note: I haven't actually tried this in awhile, so I'm only assuming I'm still good at this.

Food, in general. Knowledge in general also? That's kind of snotty to say, but I really do have a more than surface level knowledge of far more things than I should. Kind of just a walking snapple cap if snapple caps eventually made every joke weird and dark.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"General enthusiasm, clearly charming, mostly made of hard angles, yeah I can work with this..."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Big Sci-Fi/Horror junkie, the more stylized and generally bizarre the better. I like my entertainment big and dumb or subtle and reserved, but can't stand anything down the middle. In general, I love high quality cartoons, joyful comedies, mysterious dramas, dumb food shows, and anything with an awareness of itself.

Music wise I'm mostly into Hip-Hop (TDE, SaveMoney, Beast Coast, Danny Brown, RIP Das Racist etc.), Punk Rock, and anything with a good solid beat (seriously, anything). I've played drums on and off for most of my life, so occasionally (read: always) I will hit on stuff. Do not be alarmed, I just think I have rhythm.

My feelings on food
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Fine friends on happy evenings
A stiff drink on the sad ones
A joint for when I'm home alone
A road trip when I'm feeling stuck
The blood of virgins to retain my immortality
A/C in the summer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Who keeps letting Kevin James make movies? If I had a kid and he kept asking me for money to let millions of people laugh at his self flagellation through fat jokes and aggressive slapstick I think I'd have the sense to cut him off.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
"Are you doing okay? You're still cool with all this right? I know it's only half as many ferrets as we agreed upon, but I really think you're gonna love it."

No but actually at this point in my life it's usually running a D&D campaign for 5 of my favorite people and I dig it so god damn much.
You should message me if
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You have some amalgamation of arms, legs and organs willing to type out a message to me

You've ever had a really strong opinion on something ridiculous and want to share it with me

...or whatever I'm not picky. My main goals in life are have fun and eat well. If you're up for those we'll get along swimmingly.