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22 Brooklyn, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:55pm
Native American, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Rather not say
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I have a rock hard body. Doctors tell me I should probably stop eating rocks so much. I say "Fuck you doctors! This is my body and I'll do what I want!" Then they respect my total dedication to bodliness so we laugh and high five and I eat granite.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Bartending, Acting, Standup, basically just making a fool of myself in front of other folks for money.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking my way out of trouble (I've talked my way out of any and all tickets, once for a public drinking ticket while still drinking the beer).

Hitting the 50 and 100 holes in skee ball (seriously like every other time).

Figuring out how magic tricks work (don't try and pull some Houdini shit on me).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm fairly tall (6'1-6'2 depending on the day), that I can (and will) talk about anything and everything, that I'm the least photogenic person they've ever met and am much more attractive in person.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Catch 22, Battle Royale, Y The Last Man, V for Vendetta, The Killing Joke, Animal Farm, Chew, Slaughterhouse Five, Brave New World, Asterios Polyp, The Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy, Seconds.

Movies: Star Wars (New Hope, Empire, and Jedi), Batman: Mask of the Phantasm, Big Trouble in Little China, Young Frankenstein, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The House of The Devil, The Lion King, Muppet Treasure Island, Black Dynamite, Black Swan, Brick, Fido, Oldboy, Dogtooth, Wet Hot American Summer, High Fidelity, The Avengers, Back to the Future (Parts 1 and 2), Beasts of the Southern Wild, Guardians of the Galaxy, anything by Adam Wingard.

Shows: Arrested Development, Batman: The Animated Series, Futurama, Archer, Firefly, Top Chef, Community, Clone High, Frisky Dingo, Party Down, Flight of the Conchords, Twin Peaks, Clone High, Adventure Time, The Simpsons (Seasons 3-9), Parks and Recreation, Wilfred, Bob's Burgers, Avatar The Last Airbender/The Legend of Korra, and most recently Gravity Falls, Rick and Morty, and Venture Bros.

Music: Yeasayer, Anamanaguchi, Wavves, TV On the Radio, Ratatat, Das Racist, Starfucker, James Blake, The Strokes, Fang Island, Chance The Rapper, Baroness, D'Angelo, Flatbush Zombies, Joey BadA$$, Warpaint, Flying Lotus, Onra, SBTRKT, Open Mike Eagle, Them Crooked Vultures, Ratking, Run the Jewels, Danny Brown, Outkast.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Torrents, Netflix, avocado, hot sauce, a large comfy bed, and a metrocard.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Science, Music, Movies, The Future. Not worrying about my future, but the hoverboard, super computer, singularity future.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
"Are you doing okay? You're still cool with all this right? I know it's twice the blood and only half as many ferrets as we agreed upon, but I really think you're gonna love it."
You should message me if
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You enjoy music, movies, comic books, like tall skinny men with a good fashion sense, have a great weed hookup, or just want a hug, I give damn good hugs.

You've also had Black Messiah on repeat since it came out

You want to go to a show of any kind

...or whatever I'm not picky. I just want to have some fun.