No but actually I'm a razor sharp, cutting edge, high tech dope with a penchant for overdoing everything.
Food, in general. Knowledge in general also? That's kind of snotty to say, but I really do have a more than surface level knowledge of far more things than I should. Kind of just a walking snapple cap if snapple caps eventually made every joke weird and dark.
Music wise I'm mostly into Hip-Hop (TDE, SaveMoney, Beast Coast, Danny Brown, RIP Das Racist etc.), Punk Rock, and anything with a good solid beat (seriously, anything). I've played drums on and off for most of my life, so occasionally (read: always) I will hit on stuff. Do not be alarmed, I just think I have rhythm.
My feelings on food
A stiff drink on the sad ones
A joint for when I'm home alone
A road trip when I'm feeling stuck
The blood of virgins to retain my immortality
A/C in the summer
No but actually at this point in my life it's usually running a D&D campaign for 5 of my favorite people and I dig it so god damn much.
You've ever had a really strong opinion on something ridiculous and want to share it with me
...or whatever I'm not picky. My main goals in life are have fun and eat well. If you're up for those we'll get along swimmingly.