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27 Alpine, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-29
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Jul 28, 2014
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6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Working on Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and Has cats
English, Japanese (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Hi! I'm Brandon. One of the more amusing people you are to meet here on this site for stalkers. I'm looking for mostly friends on here, but you never know. (I might find a shark. They are everywhere. O.O)
All shark-based paranoia aside, I'm a fun-loving individual who likes sending absurd and somewhat satrical messages. I enjoy being one of those crazy people that are laughing their asses off at silly shenanigans.
Lately I've been preparing to run 5ks and beyond... Maybe even 6ks.... Gasp!

I'm mostly just looking for friends right now. Because random internet people are cool! :D

I also instagram (deadpiratefilm) and vine(Dead Pirate). If you want a sample of my humor, visit both.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work at a casino and am currently trying to raise through the ranks. All while I'm trying to have a somewhat active social life, with plans to go back to school and finish my degree.
I also stick video games some where in there, along with my art-ing activities. (Drawing, writing, dancing, etc.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Wild gesticulations. Drawing. Making with the funny. Acting like a dinosaur.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Usually my laugh. Or the fact that I'm a gangly long individual who flails about wildy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: We, Cannery Row, The Giver. I also enjoyed the incarnations of immortality series by Piers Anthony. I'm about to start American Gods and Infinite Jest.
And captain creepy himself: Stephan King.

Movies: The Pianist, M, Rubber, Metropolis, Equilibrium, Singing in the Rain, Run Lola Run, Jurassic Park, Eternal Sunshine, Pandorum.

Shows: Dr. Who, The Walking Dead, Adventure time, All of the cartoon cartoons, My Little Pony, The Twilight Zone, Community, Freakazoid.

Music: Sia, C2C, Devil Makes Three, Imagine Dragons, Frank Sinatra, Bright Eyes, The Black Keys, Lady Gaga, Willie Nelson, Daft Punk, The Beatles, Johnny Cash, The Shins, Fatboy Slim, Wax Taylor, the list goes on...

Food: Sushi, pizza, chocolate.

Video Games: Heavy Rain, The Walking Dead, Fatal Frame III. I enjoy most puzzle games too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cats: Gizmo and Katie.
Mah vijeo gamez.
A mountain of books.
My sonic screwdriver. (It's so incredibly useful.)
Smert people to talk too! :D
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Oh GOD the ideas! Inspiration for random story ideas are everywhere. Or I'll just stare at someone and think "They have a good face for drawing."
Also: Cats.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working towards the weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a bastard! :D Yep. Legitimately illegitimate.
You should message me if
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You are a looking for an artist for a friend. And I do mean an artist. An obsessive and eccentric type person who tries to love life while trying to enjoy his own company. Plus I have cupcakes.

Or if you enjoy jokes. I crack jokes constantly and make light of most situations in life. I would love to go toe-to-toe with another comedian type of person to bounce jokes off each other.