All shark-based paranoia aside, I'm a fun-loving individual who likes sending absurd and somewhat satrical messages. I enjoy being one of those crazy people that are laughing their asses off at silly shenanigans.
Lately I've been preparing to run 5ks and beyond... Maybe even 6ks.... Gasp!
I'm mostly just looking for friends right now. Because random internet people are cool! :D
I also instagram (deadpiratefilm) and vine(Dead Pirate). If you want a sample of my humor, visit both.