I am loud, confident, and smart.
My Self-Summary
I'm a sucker for anyone with a quick wit and would love to meet
people that can make me laugh. I think my best memories were spent
laughing, drinking and carrying on with the people I love. I tend
to have a certain sarcasm about myself and I've been known to come
across a little bit of a loudmouth but I swear, I really am a nice
person! I dig a solid debate, I love movies, primarily horror,
thriller and comedies and I'm always up for a night out with
friends or in making dinner and watching movies. I am very
confident in myself and I like people with the same. Lack of
ability to think you're worth another person's time is about the
biggest turn off there is.
I'm not looking for sex, nor am I looking for anything inherently
short term. I've probably hidden being a romantic pretty well but I
want a genuine partner that has a strong personality and can still
make me a priority and knows that romance isn't dead.
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What I’m doing with my life
I was a body piercer for three-ish years, I currently do
ultrasounds at a local medical facility which has nothing to do
with my having gotten my BA in Criminal Justice in 2006. Now I'm
just focusing on getting my money in order so I can go back to
school for sonography.
I’m really good at
I make a solid dinner and I have a sharp wit. The best nights I've
ever had are in with friends cooking dinner, drinking and carrying
on with the people I love and I'm good with all that. I love doing
a lot of things I'm bad at, though I'm not sure what that counts
for. I'm terrible at volleyball, warcraft, and dancing but I like
doing those things anyway. I'm prone toward obnoxious singing in my
car but there's debate as to whether I'm good at it.
The first things people usually notice about me
Unfortunately, though my own fault, most people catch the tattoos
first. It's lead to a series of conversations I didn't want to have
at two a.m. at the grocery store, but that's the bed I made.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: Cell, We Were The Mulvaneys, Duma Key, Good Omens, Lisey's
Story, Cunt, Crime and Punishment, The Sound and the Fury, Good
Omens, World War Z, The Zombie Survival Guide
Movies: Anything zombie or hilarious. American History X, Snatch,
Pulp Fiction, Very Bad Things, True Romance, The Big Lebowski,
American Psycho, Ferris Beuller's Day Off, SLC Punk, Fear and
Loathing in Las Vegas, Les Diaboliques, Shawshank Redemption, High
Fidelity, Blue Velvet, GoodFellas, Fight Club, anything Romero,
Judd Apatow or Robert DeNiro.
TV: Good Eats, No Reservations, M*A*S*H
Music: Chris Cornell, 311, Catherine Wheel, Tool, Depeche Mode, Jay
Z, Queens of the Stoneage, Ben Folds, Huey Lewis and the News, Mike
Doughty, Deep Blue Something, Moxy Fruvous, Law, Johnny Cash, T.I.,
Deftones, Social Distortion, They Might Be Giants, Panzerchrist, A
Perfect Circle, Prodigy, The Dresden Dolls, Faith No More, the Rat
Pack in general
The six things I could never do without
My Zune (screw you, iPod.)
Black coffee
Sarcasm and shit-talking
Open-toed heels
Dark comedy films
Long, possibly aimless drives
On a typical Friday night I am
With friends in front of a movie or driving to towns we haven't
been to in order to find pubs we haven't been to at which we will
debate zombie survival plans.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I can yodel.
....I've never seen the end of The Godfather. Really.
You should message me if
You're into saying what you mean and not what you think suits the
person you're around. I like people that can have a solid debate
and punchy conversation without taking it to be a fight, and I'm a
sucker for a man in a button down or a suit. If you have a quick
wit and can keep a laugh about yourself I'd love to hear from you,
and it helps if you're looking for something more serious.
I'm not a fan of the game playing and the guess-what-I'm-thinking
nonsense. Just say how you feel and what's on your mind and be
genuine about it when you're doing it. What I'm looking for is the
kind of person who is able to have ridiculous weekends of
debauchery, healthy love for sarcasm and can go rounds with me on
it, and still understands my need to have a man who will kiss me on
the forehead in the middle of the night because he thinks it won't
wake me up.