I'm a sucker for anyone with a quick wit and I want to meet people that can make me laugh. I think my best memories were spent laughing, drinking and carrying on with the people I love. I tend to have a certain sarcasm about myself and I've been known to come across a little bit of a loudmouth but I swear, I really am a nice person! I dig a solid debate, I love movies, primarily horror, thriller and comedies and I'm always up for a night out with friends or in making dinner and watching movies. I am very confident in myself and I like my friends the same way. Lack of ability to think you're worth another person's time is about the biggest turn off there is.

I've hidden being a romantic fairly well, but I prefer people who have a love of old school gender interactions (obviously works differently with other ladies.)

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I was a body piercer for a few years, I've been on a surgery staff, volunteered at a funeral home...I've had a scattered history. I just rooted up everything I had and moved all the way across the country to...settle down? In Arlington, Texas. I've only been here once before, so I'm a bit out of my element and now I'm working on getting a social life back.

I make a solid dinner and I have a sharp wit. The best nights I've ever had are in with friends cooking dinner, drinking and carrying on with the people I love. I love doing a lot of things I'm bad at, though I'm not sure what that counts for. I'm terrible at volleyball, warcraft, AION, and dancing but I like doing those things anyway. I'm prone toward obnoxious singing in my car but there's debate as to whether I'm good at it.

Unfortunately, though my own fault, most people catch the tattoos first. It's lead to a series of conversations I didn't want to have at two a.m. at the grocery store, but that's the bed I made.

Books: Cell, We Were The Mulvaneys, Duma Key, Lisey's Story, Cunt, Crime and Punishment, The Sound and the Fury, Good Omens, World War Z, The Zombie Survival Guide, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

Movies: Anything zombie or hilarious. American History X, Snatch, Pulp Fiction, Very Bad Things, True Romance, The Big Lebowski, American Psycho, Ferris Beuller's Day Off, SLC Punk, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Les Diaboliques, Shawshank Redemption, High Fidelity, GoodFellas, Fight Club, anything Romero, Apatow or De Niro.

TV: Good Eats, No Reservations, M*A*S*H, The Office

Music: Chris Cornell, 311, Catherine Wheel, Tool, Depeche Mode, Jay Z, Queens of the Stoneage, Ben Folds, Huey Lewis and the News, Mike Doughty, Deep Blue Something, Moxy Fruvous, Law, Johnny Cash, T.I., Deftones, Social Distortion, They Might Be Giants, Panzerchrist, A Perfect Circle, Prodigy, The Dresden Dolls, Faith No More, the Rat Pack in general

My Zune (screw you, iPod.)
Black coffee
Sarcasm and shit-talking
Open-toed heels
Dark comedy
Long, possibly aimless drives

With friends in front of a movie or driving to towns we haven't been to in order to find pubs we haven't been to at which we will debate zombie survival plans. I'm also prone to watching Intervention and mocking, loudly, those involved. Even if I too have a drink in hand. Not sure what that says about me.

I can yodel.

....I've never seen the end of The Godfather. Really.

You're into saying what you mean and not what you think suits the person you're around. I like people that can have a solid debate and punchy conversation without taking it to be a fight, and I'm a sucker for a man in a button down or a suit. If you have a quick wit and can keep a laugh about yourself I'd love to hear from you, and it helps if you're looking for something more serious.

I'm not a fan of the game playing and the guess-what-I'm-thinking nonsense. Just say how you feel and what's on your mind and be genuine about it when you're doing it. What I'm looking for is the kind of person who is able to have ridiculous weekends of debauchery, healthy love for sarcasm and can go rounds with me on it, and still understands my need to have a man with old school romance. That said, it's important to mention that though I believe in love and I believe in genuine romance, I am not monogamous. I am available, not single, and monogamy is not currently an option for me. This is part one of the deal breakers. Part two: I don't engage in any romantic interactions with people who aren't pro-choice. There are reasons for this, they aren't what you think, and it's not negotiable.