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TheEarofVanGogh

27 M Elizabethtown, KY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:23am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I prefer backpacks to suitcases.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a high school art teacher. Painting, to be specific. Wouldn't trade it for the world: You get to teach what you love all the time (read: most of the time), make connections with students, and have the summer to enjoy a second career (which involves more art).

I'm my free time, I like to paint pretty pictures, lift heavy objects, and figure out ways to incorporate avocados into every meal of the day.
I’m really good at
Whistling. You don't come close. Your family doesn't come close. Your musically-talented friend, whom double majored in cello and piano, doesn't come close (they secretly started taking lessons behind your back).
Update: Flo-Rida doesn't come close.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Florence, Mars Volta, and a little dash of Death Cab.
Currently listening to City and Colour, Flume, and some LaMontagne.

Reading Marcus Aurelius' "Meditations" at the moment.

If you haven't seen "The Waking Life", go onto youtube and watch it right now. Seriously, stop reading my profile and go do it. If you don't find at least a little something interesting to wrap your head around, I'll send you 5 dollars, and we probably won't get along.

I'm no chef, but I can hold my own in the kitchen. Certified cayenne pepper professional.
The six things I could never do without
- Guacamole
- Running shoes with obnoxiously bright colors
- Sarcasm
- Crock pot - basically a toaster for full meals
- Reddit.
- Acrylic paint. Trumps all the rest.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The American education system, Empiricism, and the wild fluctuations in what is considered "healthy eating" in the West.

Oh, and how scary sharks are.
On a typical Friday night I am
- with friends, out and about.
- at home, working on my next project.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My socks rarely match. Don't tell anyone.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like Jeff Soto, Alison Torneros, or Don Pendleton

You enjoy those 5k runs involving mud and obstacles

You know recipes that include the use of paprika (I bought wayyyy too much).