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TheEarofVanGogh

27 Elizabethtown, KY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:55am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I prefer backpacks to suitcases.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a high school art teacher. Wouldn't trade it for the world: You get to teach what you love all the time (read: most of the time), make connections with students, and have the summer to enjoy a second career (which involves more art).

I'm my free time, I like to draw on things, lift heavy objects, and figure out ways to incorporate avocados into every meal of the day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Whistling. You don't come close. Your family doesn't come close. Your musically-talented friend, whom double majored in cello and piano, doesn't come close (they secretly started taking lessons behind your back).
Update: Flo-Rida doesn't come close.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Florence, Mars Volta, and a dash of Death Cab.
Currently listening to Flume, Milky Chance, and Hozier.

Currently reading Gaiman's "American Gods"

If you haven't seen "The Waking Life", go onto youtube and watch it right now. Seriously, stop reading my profile and go do it. If you don't find at least a little something interesting to wrap your head around, I'll send you 5 dollars, and we probably won't get along. (Note: I won't send you 5 dollars).

I'm no chef, but I can hold my own in the kitchen.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Guacamole
- Running shoes with obnoxiously bright colors
- Sarcasm
- Crock pot - basically a toaster for full meals
- r/showerthoughts
- Copic pens
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The American education system, Empiricism, and the wild fluctuations in what is considered "healthy eating" in the western hemisphere.

Oh, and how scary sharks are.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
- In Louisville or Indianapolis, with friends.
- at home, working on my next project.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My socks never match
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You agree: sharks are terrifying.

You enjoy those 5k runs involving mud and obstacles

You know good uses for paprika (I bought wayyyy too much).