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TheEarofVanGogh

28 Elizabethtown, KY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 3:38pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Art and fitness. Odd pair, but these two things sum up 90% of my waking day.

I'm a high school art teacher. Amazing job with amazing opportunities. On the side, I do freelance graphic design and apparel for local businesses. My own work comes in the form of pen, color pencil, and acrylics.

Crossfit runs the fitness portion. I compete around the tri-state every couple months or so, and coach at the local Elizabethtown box week nights and weekends.

The other 10% is food. Lots of food. Loooooots of food.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Taking high schoolers through the world of painting and drawing; wouldn't trade it for the world. Teaching has too many pros for me to want to do anything else.

I'm an Indianapolis transplant still fairly new to Kentucky. Lived a little while in Louisville, then moved to Elizabethtown to be close to the school. Will be returning to Louisville.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Whistling. You don't come close. Your family doesn't come close. Your musically-talented friend, whom double majored in cello and piano, doesn't come close (they secretly started taking lessons behind your back).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Florence, Mars Volta, and a dash of Death Cab.
Currently listening to Flume, Ben Howard, and Meg Mac

As of this moment, reading Gaiman's "American Gods"

If you haven't seen "The Waking Life", go onto youtube and watch it right now. Seriously, stop reading my profile and go do it. If you don't find at least a little something interesting to wrap your head around, I'll send you 5 dollars, and we probably won't get along. (Note: I won't send you 5 dollars).

I'm no chef, but I can hold my own in the kitchen.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Guacamole
- Running shoes with obnoxiously bright colors
- Sarcasm
- Crock pot - basically a toaster for full meals
- Lilith, my dog of unknown breed(s).
- Prismacolor color pencils
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
In no particular order: the American education system, nutrition, how I'm going to mess with my roommate when she's out of the house, Empiricism, why my dog only eats headphone wires, oly lifts, etc...

Oh, and how scary sharks are.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
- out exploring Louisville, maybe Lexington, or possibly Indy.
- Painting
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My socks never match, and it doesn't bother me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You prefer backpacks to suitcases.

You enjoy those 5k runs involving mud and obstacles.

You agree: sharks are terrifying.