For starters, I'm not looking for someone to love me. I love myself plenty. I understand a relationship is supposed to enhance your life, not make or break it. I'm looking for someone to love. When I think about an ideal relationship, most of my thoughts veer towards what I'd like to provide for the other person. Things I'd cook, restaurants I'd take her out to, theme parks we'd go to, impromptu road trips we'd take, favors I'd like to pay. I really think the desire to provide for someone else is one of the major hallmarks of maturity, and it is one I look for in people I spend time with. And so by extension of that I guess I'm...looking for someone to love me? No one ever said this dating thing would make sense.

Me? I'm just a punk rock dandy who went to art school twice.
*insert awkward silence here*

By day, I design websites and web utilities for a world-renowned private college you might seen a vapid reality show based around.

By night, I'm either making satirical cartoons, playing my guitars, or attending various social education seminars because I'm more of a thinker than a drinker.

Drawing, dancing, being a ninja, amusing people with unbridled ribaldry, ruining profiles with superfluous use of SAT words, and making food as well as arcane pop culture references (usually from the 80s).

That I'm NOT gripping a basketball or a bucket of KFC...

Once they realize their wallet is right where the left it, they're most likely wondering where the hell they were when Michael Jackson was having a fire sale. People always ask about my bracelets and my 'fro.

Books: Stendhal's "The Red and The Black"

Music: I'm a musical omnivore, however I'm much more attracted to instrumentals and very much less to the vocals. Lately I've been all about Tame Impala though.

I will vehemently avoid watching music videos of songs I enjoy because I believe that music is a very powerful and individual emotional experience and shouldn't be obfuscated by someone else's truth.

Food: Fried chicken, watermelon, and SEAFOOD.

TV: I don't have one, but I've been keeping up with The Walking Dead and Breaking Bad via Netflix and I think its safe to say these are the best shows I've seen in quite some time. I am also a sucker for documentaries on ancient history or the 20th Century up until 1945.

Losing interest.

Meta concepts, how things work, etymology of words and idioms, esoteric trivia, puns, creating hilarious/clever portmanteaus and what the rich people are currently doing.

My next meal also tends to pop in there unsolicited every now and again.

Working and/or being important. I might be out discovering some new places to eat somewhere in there as well.

Heh, nice try OkStupid!

If thoust dork levels be high.

However, while I'm a pretty open minded guy, but I am currently appalled by how many of you that think the Earth is larger than the sun and if you do, shame on you. Also if you think mint and chocolate are an excellent combination of flavors, please at least be charming and know your showtunes.