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TheExperience1

28 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:49am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Open, curious, engaged, lucid, oft-silly and mature guy seeks an equally ambitious partner to explore the incredible things life has to offer.

I love surprising people. And receiving presents. Get me a present.
What I’m doing with my life
I live life, for a living.

I like to resist nothing, and welcome everything.

Let's talk about how I earn my living on our first date on my yacht. I don't have a yacht, but I caught you. Don't dig my gold.

Interests range from: Tokyo, to motorcycles, to lucid dreaming. To re-patterning my identity using crazy tactics. To watching the "Yule log," channel.

I said "to," a lot. It was probably really shitty grammar.
I’m really good at
My Dad has always said I'm the only one who can figure out the remote in the basement. (Side note-- I do not live with my dad)
The six things I could never do without
I love sparkly water. I prefer an agressive sparkle to a light one. I like my mouth to borderline hurt.

Top notch boots, grassfed beef, facial hair, quality people in my life, great slippers and a healthy skepticism for conventional advice.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to make someone else feel joy in every interaction with me. And then trick
them into giving me money.

What can I do to make sweatpants an acceptable clothing item to dress up. Like stretchy pants for ladies. Imagine black stretchy pants, paired with a sport coat and tie. That's what I think of when I see you out in stretchy pants and sweaters. And color me jealous!

The little things. And the big, big things.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're brave. You do scary things.

Most women treat men like clowns. Make me laugh. Make me smile. Tell me jokes. You should message me if you will not treat me like a circus monkey.

"You wanna take it deeper than money, pu**y and vacation• --Drake

You've got a great butt.