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TheEzEzz

28 New York, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:51am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Portuguese (Okay), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm one of those people you see every now and then, laughing out loud while walking alone.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Former mathematician. Former entrepreneur. Taking a sabbatical from the crazy life of startups to work for the man fighting the other man (I do quantitative math at the SEC to help find evil doers on Wall Street. It's like that show Numbers except without guns or murder).

Other than that I spend my time climbing big rocks, looking for and hanging out with ambitious people, and eating ridiculously overpriced grassfed beef. (I like happy cows. In my belly)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding contradictions.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have full lips and long eyelashes, but otherwise wouldn't make for a very attractive girl.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
[Authors] Stephen Baxter, Charles Stross, Vernor Vinge.

Thus Spoke Zarathustra was like my bible growing up.

I almost cried at the end of Cowboy Beebop.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
wikipedia, progress, cows, introspection, overconfidence in stupid things, precision apathy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why I think about the things I think about. It's turtles all the way down.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a techno-optimist Singularitarian-pessimist. Strong AI will probably turn us all into computronium, and that makes me a little sad.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You speak Portuguese, because it's sexy, or if you don't, because English is pretty awesome too.