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34 Denver, CO Man


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  • Ages 18–99
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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Rather not say
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Relationship Type
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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George Carlin once said "Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist". I certainly am a cynic sometimes, but if you look closely the idealist shines through. I also agree and identify with many many other things he said.

I've never been very good at describing myself... I always feel like I'm being put on the spot and my mind empties and I draw a blank. I always found this to be a pretty good description of my personality.

You do not experience strong, irresistible cravings and consequently do not find yourself tempted to overindulge, however you are not generally self conscious about yourself. You tend not to talk much and prefer to let others control the activities of groups. You are a moderately imaginative person who enjoys a good balance between the real world and fantasy. You dislike confrontations and are perfectly willing to compromise or to deny your own needs in order to get along with others, however you are willing to take credit for good things that you do but you don't often talk yourself up much. You are well-organized and like to live according to routines and schedules. Often you will keep lists and make plans.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working as a maintenance tech for an international industrial laundry company to pay the bills. Desperately looking for a way into the beer brewing industry, and brewing beer on the side. I also enjoy attending brew fests, and experiencing the amazing natural wonders that are just outside of town, with my dog, when I can. And seeing all my favorite bands live.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing things and understanding how they work, it's what I do for work. I also like to take pictures and sculpt, some might say I'm pretty good at it. I am also getting pretty good at making bran muffins and grilling various meats. Oh yeah, and back rubs. While I'm still pretty new to the world of home brewing, I'd really like to write brewing beer here too.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The tattoos covering my arms. Then maybe my stylish glasses or my fancy beard. Or maybe just my rugged lumberjack lack of style.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I do love to read, I recently finished the latest installment to The Wheel of Time. I can't wait for the next book in a song of fire and ice. It is amazing! Right now I'm deep into The Malazan book of the Fallen. I also like other fiction, not just fantasy. I really like Chuck Palahniuk and other similar authors. Invisible Monsters is my favorite book by him. I also really liked Shogun. History also holds a soft spot in my heart. I did go to school for history, years ago...

I always say Fight Club is my favorite movie, and it is, but I like all sorts of others as well. One of the better movies I've seen recently is Inception. I'm also a fan of zombie movies.

About the only television shows I try to watch these days are Archer and recently the walking dead, but then I like cartoons and comedy too. People are funny. Most of the time TV is just background noise to whatever I'm doing, so I like to set the dial to something intellectually stimulating.

I feel that music is the greatest creative endeavor humans have ever applied themselves to. There is something for everyone. I tend towards modern and classical rock. I also like alternative music, but most things with a beat are worth listening to at least once. If you want to know the specifics, you'll have to ask.

I do love food, who doesn't? I love Bratwurst, and bacon, they're my favorite. I'll try almost anything and i have a proclivity towards breakfast foods. Typically i eat pretty healthy. It's not always about the taste, and even though bacon and bratwurst are my favorite, I really don't eat much meat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The drive to understand this brilliantly intricate existence we call life, and a means to express myself.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How this crazy existence all fits and harmoniously works together. Understanding my place in the world. Whatever I'm reading at the moment. Simulating conversations, situations that will never happen, beer, sex, or tattoos.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hopefully I'm Relaxing from the week by enjoying a delicious craft beer, either at home or out with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've been letting my beard grow out and now it's pretty epic.
You should message me if
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You'd like to actually brew some beer with me. I feel it's always better brewing with someone else. Or any other reason you could possibly come up with. I don't bite, right away, and I wouldn't be on here if I didn't want to meet people.

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