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TheFifthWall

31 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:25am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English, French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Sarcasm. Irony. Absurdism. Unexpected sincerity.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a game designer. I direct an international crime syndicate of artists, programmers, and writers in creating video games for kids.

On the side I ghostwrite kids' books and recently released an indie experimental fiction game.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing anything with an electric drill and superglue. Duct tape is for amateurs.

Making my own simple syrup.

Scrabble, Carcassonne, and Settlers. I won't be held responsible for your wounded pride if you challenge me and lose.

Random acts of quesadilla.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height. And being tall is great. But on the other hand, in a loud bar I can't hear you talking. Because, at your altitude, you're speaking into my nipples. And nipples may be sensitive, but they're not sensitive enough to hear things.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Challenge mode: list just one for each.

Books: A Song of Ice and Fire, a.k.a. Game of Thrones. Not because it's my absolute favorite, but because it never fails to spark a good conversation.

Movies: Moulin Rouge. I believe in truth, beauty, freedom, love, and dying of consumption.

Shows: Flight of the Conchords. And I think Jemaine is the sexier one. His sideburns are like the twin pillars of an ancient temple to hotness.

Music: The Lone Bellow is my latest discovery:
Dare you to listen and not love it.

Food: I've found the restaurant with the best burger in NY. Dear Everyone Else In New York Who Isn't A Vegetarian: you're wrong about this one. I've found it, and I'm not sharing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Being able to walk to work.

2. My wall of musical instruments.

3. Outdoor basketball courts. Exercise just isn't fun if you can't try to dominate someone.

4. New music. Pre-owned is fine too.

5. Friends who aren't afraid to challenge me.

6. Books. The kind that slash your productivity and steal your sleep.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How any random phrase you open to in a Harry Potter book sounds like innuendo.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
DANCE MASTER GENERAL'S WARNING: I sometimes dance. If you prefer the guys who stand at the wall with a beer or do the "vaguely rhythmic I'm-a-chill-bro head bob," best to go back to the guys with the shirtless mirror pics.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm compulsively honest. If I have to lie to get you to like me, then I'd rather you just not.
You should message me if
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If you're not smart and a total nerd about something, then we're probably not going to have a spark.