I think there should be a universal font for sarcasm.
I grew up in Nashville but somehow managed to dodge the accent, the psychotic bible thumping, and the hatred of all things liberal.
Wanna have a five hour conversation about obscure pop culture references? I'm your guy.
I'll make you laugh. Or at least you'd better make me think I do, otherwise my subsequent harakiri will be on your head.
Spent about 5 weeks of 2013 traveling Europe and am still kinda pissed that I didn't stay.
Odds are I'll beat you in a pun-off. Or an idiom-off. Or a turning-literary-devices-into-offs-off.
Loyal to a fault. Way nicer than I should be. More stubborn than I'd like.
Bring on the banter!