I'm super awesome in every conceivable way. I'm also incredibly modest. Clearly.
I think there should be a universal font for sarcasm.
I grew up in Nashville but somehow managed to dodge the accent, psychotic bible thumping, and hatred of all things liberal.
Wanna spend five hours exchanging obscure pop culture references? I'm your guy.
I'll make you laugh. Or at least you'd better make me think I did, otherwise my subsequent harakiri will be on your head.
Given my druthers, I'd probably spend at least half the year living abroad.
Odds are I'll beat you in a pun-off. Or an idiom-off. Or a turning-literary-devices-into-offs-off.
Loyal to a fault. Way nicer than I should be. More stubborn than I'd like.
BRING ON THE BANTER!