I'm super awesome in every conceivable way. I'm also incredibly modest. Clearly.
I think there should be a universal font for sarcasm.
I grew up in Nashville but somehow managed to dodge the accent, psychotic bible thumping, and hatred of all things liberal.
Wanna spend five hours exchanging obscure pop culture references? I'm your guy.
I'll make you laugh. Or at least you'd better make me think I did, otherwise my subsequent harakiri will be on your head.
Given my druthers, I'd probably spend at least half the year living abroad.
Odds are I'll beat you in a pun-off. Or an idiom-off. Or a turning-literary-devices-into-offs-off.
Loyal to a fault. Way nicer than I should be. More stubborn than I'd like.
BRING ON THE BANTER!
Also the VP of Production and Head of Programming for a new international TV network called The QYOU.
Movies: Block off an hour of your time then ask me...
Shows: Arrested Development (including the 4th season, despite what the haters say), Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Homeland, Seinfeld, Mad Men, The Newsroom, Sons of Anarchy, Justified, The Wire, Modern Family, Always Sunny
Music: The Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd, Dire Straits, The Pixies, Joy Division, Led Zeppelin, The Cure, Elliott Smith, Warren Zevon, The Beatles, Bob Dylan, Mumford & Sons, Simon & Garfunkel, old jazz standards
Food: Damn near anything
- My Unbelievably Amazing Breakdance-Fighting Skills
- Good booze, preferably a foreign/craft beer, a Speyside single malt, or a rye old-fashioned (made using my own personal recipe)
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