Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A few things you should probably know in advance:
I'm super awesome in every conceivable way. I'm also incredibly
I think there should be a universal font for sarcasm.
I grew up in Nashville but somehow managed to dodge the accent,
psychotic bible thumping, and hatred of all things liberal.
Wanna spend five hours exchanging obscure pop culture references?
I'm your guy.
I'll make you laugh. Or at least you'd better make me think I did,
otherwise my subsequent harakiri will be on your head.
Given my druthers, I'd probably spend at least half the year living
Odds are I'll beat you in a pun-off. Or an idiom-off. Or a
Loyal to a fault. Way nicer than I should be. More stubborn than
BRING ON THE BANTER!
What I’m doing with my life
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Producing, Writing, and Directing stuff, though not necessarily in
Also the VP of Production and Head of Programming for a new
international TV network called The QYOU.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing haiku. No, that's a lie. My haiku are average at their
The first things people usually notice about me
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"You have the prettiest eyes I have ever seen." Why thank you,
random Whole Foods cashier. That compliment was almost worth paying
twice as much for your produce than I would across the street at
Trader Joes. Also, you probably haven't seen many eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Great Gatsby, The Moviegoer, The Road, Adventures in the
Movies: Block off an hour of your time then ask me...
Shows: Arrested Development (including the 4th season, despite what
the haters say), Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Homeland, Seinfeld,
Mad Men, The Newsroom, Sons of Anarchy, Justified, The Wire, Modern
Family, Always Sunny
Music: The Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd, Dire Straits, The Pixies,
Joy Division, Led Zeppelin, The Cure, Elliott Smith, Warren Zevon,
The Beatles, Bob Dylan, Mumford & Sons, Simon & Garfunkel,
old jazz standards
Food: Damn near anything
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- My Unbelievably Amazing Breakdance-Fighting Skills
- Good booze, preferably a foreign/craft beer, a Speyside single
malt, or a rye old-fashioned (made using my own personal
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The fact that I've never pulled off a successful backflip. It
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to figure out how to break through the space-time continuum.
Turns out flux capacitors are bullshit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I produced a music video for Justin Bieber once. Please be gentle.
You should message me if
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You have a good sense of humor, and you aren't afraid of the
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