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TheFool12

33 Lutherville Timonium, MD Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 29–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi all, nice weather we're having!

Adventurous, fun-loving, rarely able to sit still kind of gal. Life is fun and being able to enjoy the experience of it with others is what makes this world go round. I have a passionate side when it comes to many things art, architecture(all of the arts in general), exercise, the Baltimore Ravens/Orioles, my friends and family, humor, entertainment, nature are just a few of many.. I have a memory like a steel trap; I remember everything, mostly things that serve no real purpose and will probably get me nowhere in life. Movie and tv quotes are my specialty, I don't know if that's really considered a talent but it's probably one of my defining characteristics. My friends and family say I'm a plethora of useless knowledge because I tend to rattle off facts about random things. Were you aware that the duckbilled platypus is in fact venomous - the male specifically? See what I mean? All I know is that if trivia is your game, then you want me on your team. Sarcasm is just one of the many loves of my life, it comes naturally. Humor, quirkiness, creativity, independence, honesty and drive are qualities I value.

Travel is a huge passion for me I have quite the extensive list of future travel destinations that cover 6 out of the 7 continents - would possibly be willing to make that 7 if the right opportunity came along. Having traveled a little bit, I'm addicted to it and want to do more of it. I love to laugh, make people laugh and can see the humor in pretty much anything. If you're interested in enjoying life, trying new things, being active, seeing the world, have made friends, fun and family a priority and not afraid of your own shadow then lets strike up a conversation.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Enjoying it, cause we're only given one shot at this thing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
sarcasm, quoting movies, making friends (no really), remembering random facts, making rubberband balls (I have like 7, Pee-Wee would be proud), conversation, painting, Grilling, I make a mean Caprese Salad.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My outgoing personality. It tends to stand out more than anything else I'd assume.... plus I can be a bit of a sweet smart ass, it's part of my charm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
- Books: Good one. Stolen Lives. What Remains. Hello Vodka It's Me Chelsea... Anything by comedy writers, historical

- Movies: Dazed and Confused, Big Lebowski, Stand By Me, Under the Tuscan Sun, 200 Cigarettes, Weekend at Bernie's, Wayne's World... This list could go on for days. Brace yourself..

- Shows: Travel Channel Anything, New Girl, Mindy Project, Downton Abbey, Arrested Development, Seinfeld, The Middle, Modern Family, Archer, Bravo(I know, I know), Discovery Channel, Today Show, Dateline NBC etc etc.

- Music: Varies from Indie, Classic Rock, Oldies, Alternative/90's Grunge, 80's /90's Pop, Folk, etc etc. Don't get down with Country but, I appreciate it.

- Food: Sushi, Mediterranean, Thai, Italian, Brunch - specifically really good brunch. Craft beer and a well made Bloody Mary. Trying new restaurants and cuisine styles is like a sport to me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Sunglasses
- Sushi
- Creativity
- My funny friends and family,
- Chapstick
- Sarcasm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- travelling and where to go next
- sushi and avocados
- the beach and when I can get there next,
- What happened to Judy on 'Family Matters' - come on, one day she was just missing and no one cared!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I like going to happy hour or to dinner with friends, or going to a comedy show. But many times recently I've just liked to stay in get some sushi, watch some tv or a movie and relax from the stress of the week gone by.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
on here? Funny you should ask....
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're cool, you're honest, loyal, funny, a-man-of-your-word, sarcastic and you'll banter with me.... that's fun for me and keeps things interesting. I don't want someone that will always want me to have my way. That's not reality and I don't want to be the alpha. equal partnership please.

- If you like Sushi and trying new restaurants
- If you're worldly, cultured and love to travel, or at the very least intend to travel in the future.
- Have an open mind
- Have a sense of humor, you'd be surprise how many people out there DON'T have one.
- Has your own group of friends. Everyone should, its a red flag if you don't.
- Like adventure and discovery.