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30 M Austin, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–38
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:43pm
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Not at all
Working on two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Hi, I'm Jon.

I'm Straight Edge, Posi, and enjoy a lot of things, but dislike some things.

Been living here in the area since the end of 2012 and can't see myself living in another city.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hulu and Netflix mostly. Also work things or bugging my roommate. It's easy to get under her skin. It's all done in good fun. No malice involved.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Crossing the rivers in The Oregon Trail PC game.

Bubbling in circles to perfection on Scantrons. The answers might not be correct but, god damn, my tests looks gorgeous.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Wondering whether or not I'm gay. Apparently, they don't know why, I just have a.. quality. My response is usually, "I don't know, does anyone ever really know?" I think vague answers are most appropriate/fun in this situation.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm on a huge David Sedaris binge at the moment.

60s, 70s, punk, hardcore, indie folk, hippity hop...

Rubber, Tucker and Dale VS Evil, Hobo with a Shotgun, 12 Angry Men, Ernest: Scared Stupid, Shaun of the Dead, The Shining, Dallas Buyers Club, Hocus Pocus, Aladdin,

TV Shows:
Angry Beavers, True Detective, Scrubs, Seinfeld, Mad About You, The Drew Carey Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Scrubs, Seinfeld (yeah it's on there twice)..

Adding a section.

WTF Pod With Marc Maron
Mohr Stories with Jay Mohr
Fitzdog Radio
Comedy Bang Bang
Wait Wait Don't Tell Me
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.

Netflix/Hulu/Amazon Prime/Crackle

Masala Chai



I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Do I have enough time to rub one out before work?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Actually, I work weekends so, typical friday night I'm working.

My actual days off, I hang out with my best guy and his family. I live next door to my BFF so, it's like a good thing. Or I'll hang out with the roommate, and most of the time I'm checking out a new bbq place with the homies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I watch chick flicks if John mutha fuckin Cusack is involved. "Serendipity" is my shit.

I like to oat Opples and Bononos.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over., too, enjoy/dislike things.

I actually believe that relationships that share similar dislikes, have stronger relationships than similar interests. Making fun of stuff together is a great bonding activity.