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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–39
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Today – 6:40am
Hispanic / Latin
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Not at all
Working on Two-year college
Doesn’t want kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Fun is going on.
What I’m doing with my life
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Hulu and Netflix mostly. Also work things or bugging my roommate. It's easy to get under her skin. It's all done in good fun. No malice involved.
I’m really good at
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Crossing the rivers in The Oregon Trail PC game.

Bubbling in circles to perfection on Scantrons. The answers might not be correct but, god damn, my tests looks gorgeous.

Telling stories and anecdotes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm on a huge David Sedaris binge at the moment.

60s, 70s, punk, hardcore, indie folk, hippity hop...

Rubber, Tucker and Dale VS Evil, Hobo with a Shotgun, 12 Angry Men, Ernest: Scared Stupid, Shaun of the Dead, The Shining, Dallas Buyers Club, Hocus Pocus, Aladdin,

TV Shows:
Angry Beavers, True Detective, Scrubs, Seinfeld, Mad About You, The Drew Carey Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Scrubs, Seinfeld (yeah it's on there twice)..

Adding a section.

WTF Pod With Marc Maron
Fitzdog Radio
Comedy Bang Bang
Wait Wait Don't Tell Me
StarTalk Radio Show
How Did This Get Made
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.

Netflix/Hulu/Amazon Prime

Paul F Tompkins



I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sometimes I catch myself in a window or mirror walking and I notice my technique/posture is like that of Bigfoot from that Zapruder film.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Listening to any and all podcasts with Paul F Tompkins. He is a real hoot.

Actually, I work weekends so, typical friday night I'm working.

My actual days off, I hang out with my best guy and his family. I live next door to my best friend from high school so, it's like a good thing. Or I'll hang out with the roommate and do a netflix thing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I thought I had finally developed allergies but, turns out I just had a pretty persistent sinus infection, I guess (still unsure about all that). I was taking Zyrtec regularly, forgot to take it a few days in a row, and then realized I didn't need it.
You should message me if
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...You are Jewish. Love the Jews.
"If you like their race, how can that be racist?"

I actually believe that relationships that share similar dislikes, have stronger relationships than similar interests. Making fun of stuff together is a great bonding activity.