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TheFuckPit
24 / F / straight / Single
Tallahassee, Florida
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 4" (1.62m).
- Body Type
- Curvy
- Looking For
- New friends, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
- Smokes
- Yes
- Drinks
- Desperately
- Drugs
- Often
- Religion
- Atheism and somewhat serious about it
- Sign
- Leo and it’s fun to think about
- Education
- Working on college/university
- Job
- Artistic / Musical / Writer
- Income
- —
- Kids
- Doesn’t want children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am rock'n roll, the future, and anorexic as hell.
My Self-Summary
I'm a writer and I like to spend time pacing in my bedroom with a
phone to my ear, putting off asking my parents for money. When I'm not working shit
hours at a shit job, I run the psychologically thrilling webcomic
Bitchface, and
edit on the upcoming Antelope Parade. I'm an ex-Suicide
Girl; we parted without goodbyes. I've published on Bound Off, edifice WRECKED, and our local
Eyrie. I just finished penning my first sex scene featuring
a visible STD. :]
What I’m doing with my life
quoting absurdist poetry from retired magazines.
I’m really good at
trembling within my protein stalks.
The first things people usually notice about me
that my meat is malleable and responds to pain-based stimuli. That
I'm weird.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
(A) LOVE ME
(B) LOVE ME
(C) LOVE ME
(D) you get the picture
The six things I could never do without
love on the Internet and all its impossibilities
the APPLAUSE sign constantly lit above my head
people who ask me what an "Emo" is
my shit job
minimalism
irony
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
I assume my secret identity as Twitchy the Wonder Junkie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
Adam: because you like full bladder sex
Shayn: YES!
You should message me if
you can say anything other than "I liked your pics," "Generic
comment about how cool you are, & we should have cybersex/phone
sex," anything that ends in "baby," or is remotely similar to "Nice
tits," even if it's "You've got a lovely figure."
These make me want to whirl and spit "Do you know how original that is? Seriously, I haven't been hearing it for the past ten years. Every day. Every -fucking- day. WHY DON'T YOU GO DIE SOMEWHERE SO YOUR POOR OVERWORKED BRAIN CAN TAKE A REST, THEN TRY TO RESTART THIS CONVERSATION IN YOUR NEXT LIFE."
I probably just alienated most of OkCupid--if they have even bothered to read this far--but... um... GOOD.
