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TheGermanBadger

25 M Yorba Linda, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:49am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Well for starters I don't think I'm anything special. My mother always said I'm not special. I like horses, I've probably overlooked the career path of becoming a stable boy. I've always been a stall man. I've always wanted to make a great entrance, but in retrospect I've made some good exits. That's all I got.
What I’m doing with my life
Memorizing Bane quotes from The Dark Knight Rises and applying it in everyday conversations. I'm slowly but surely getting his voice down.
I’m really good at
You may not know it by looking at me, but I can run really fast. Besides that I can get the Capri Sun straw through the hole the first try. As you can see these types of accomplishments precede me.
The first things people usually notice about me
The eyepatch, the duffel bag that I carry in the shape of a croquet mallet, olive-green eyes, deep voice, and how I always smell great.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
-Flyboys
-D-Day
-Shantaram
-A Farewell to Arms
-Flags of our Fathers
-Aeneid
Movies:
-The Big Lebowski
-Airplane!
-James Bond Films
-American History X
-Dark Knight Trilogy
Shows:
-Robot Chicken
-Seinfeld
-Curb Your Enthusiasm
-Game of Thrones
Food:
-Honey-baked ham
-Beef
-Greek yogurt with protein powder and honey on top
-Almonds
-Mango
-Eggs
Music: Instead of listing a ridiculous amount of artists like everyone else does, i'll give an example of my current favorite hip hop albums to give you an idea of my music preference:
1. illmatic-Nas
2. The Cold Vein-Cannibal Ox
3. Endtroducing-DJ Shadow
4. Masters of the Universe-Binary Star
5. Donuts-J Dilla
6. A Piece of Strange-Cunninlynguists
7. Madvillainy-Madvillain
8. 8 Miles to Moenart-Tall Black Guy
9. Shades of Blue-Madlib
10. Reloaded-Roc Marciano
The six things I could never do without
-Remastered collector's edition of Titanic
-Snuggies
-Exotic bird bingo
-Double dutch
-Honey badgers
-P. Diddy ad-libbing on Biggie's songs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
On a typical Friday night I am
Chillin' with the crew, drinkin' a brew, and flippin' on the 62's. Either that or i'll be practicing my Hodgetwins mating call.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Let's not stand on ceremony here, message me.