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26 Yorba Linda, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
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5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), German (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Guten tag meine damen. Well for starters I don't think I'm anything special. My mother always said I'm not special. I like horses. I've probably overlooked the career path of becoming a stable boy. I've always been a stall man. I've always wanted to make a great entrance, but in retrospect I've made some good exits. That's all I got.
What I’m doing with my life
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Memorizing Bane quotes from The Dark Knight Rises and applying it in everyday conversations. I'm slowly but surely getting his voice down.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
You may not know it by looking at me, but I can run really fast. Besides that I can get the Capri Sun straw through the hole the first try. As you can see these types of accomplishments precede me.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The eyepatch, and the duffel bag that I carry in the shape of a croquet mallet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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-The Big Lebowski
-James Bond Films
-Robot Chicken
-The Walking Dead
-Breaking Bad
-Honey-baked ham
Music: Instead of listing a ridiculous amount of artists, i'll give an example of some albums that i'll never get tired of listening to:
1. In the Aeroplane Over the Sea-Neutral Milk Hotel
2. Endtroducing-DJ Shadow
3. The Queen is Dead-The Smiths
4. Maxinquaye-Tricky
5. The Velvet Underground & Nico-The Velvet Underground
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Remastered collector's edition of Titanic
-Exotic bird bingo
-Double dutch
-Honey badgers
-P. Diddy ad-libbing on Biggie's songs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I always have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think, "That’s why I’m not a heterosexual".
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chillin' with the crew, drinkin' a brew, and flippin' on the 62's. Either that or i'll be doing a few touch-ups to be the best trophy husband I can be.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have two sexual partners, the left hand and the right hand. I've been cheating on the right hand with the left hand for three months but I never got caught.
You should message me if
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You don't mind my good friend Hans playing the flugelhorn for us on our first meeting. We're a package deal. You realize most of the things I said on this profile was a joke. Tschüß und viel glück!