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TheGermanBadger

26 Yorba Linda, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Law
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Guten tag meine damen. Well for starters I don't think I'm anything special. My mother always said I'm not special. I like horses. I've probably overlooked the career path of becoming a stable boy. I've always been a stall man. I've always wanted to make a great entrance, but in retrospect I've made some good exits. That's all I got.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Memorizing Bane quotes from The Dark Knight Rises and applying it in everyday conversations. I'm slowly but surely getting his voice down.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
You may not know it by looking at me, but I can run really fast. Besides that I can get the Capri Sun straw through the hole the first try. As you can see these types of accomplishments precede me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The eyepatch, and the duffel bag that I carry in the shape of a croquet mallet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
-Flyboys
-D-Day
-Shantaram
Movies:
-The Big Lebowski
-Airplane!
-James Bond Films
Shows:
-Robot Chicken
-Curb Your Enthusiasm
-Game of Thrones
Food:
-Honey-baked ham
-Almonds
-Eggs
Music: Instead of listing a ridiculous amount of artists, i'll give an example of some albums that i'll never get tired of listening to:
1. In the Aeroplane Over the Sea-Neutral Milk Hotel
2. Endtroducing-DJ Shadow
3. The Queen is Dead-The Smiths
4. Since I Left You-The Avalanches
5. Virgins-Tim Hecker
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Remastered collector's edition of Titanic
-Snuggies
-Exotic bird bingo
-Double dutch
-Honey badgers
-P. Diddy ad-libbing on Biggie's songs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I always have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think, "That’s why I’m not a heterosexual".
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chillin' with the crew, drinkin' a brew, and flippin' on the 62's. Either that or i'll be doing a few touch-ups to be the best trophy husband I can be.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love walking around the beach with my best friend on Friday nights. Until the LSD wears off and I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a car park.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't mind my good friend Hans playing the flugelhorn for us on our first meeting. We're a package deal. You realize most of the things I said on this profile was a joke. Tschüß und viel glück!