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TheGermanBadger

26 Yorba Linda, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Guten tag meine damen. Well for starters I don't think I'm anything special. My mother always said I'm not special. I like horses. I've probably overlooked the career path of becoming a stable boy. I've always been a stall man. I've always wanted to make a great entrance, but in retrospect I've made some good exits. That's all I got.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Memorizing Bane quotes from The Dark Knight Rises and applying it in everyday conversations. I'm slowly but surely getting his voice down.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
You may not know it by looking at me, but I can run really fast. Besides that I can get the Capri Sun straw through the hole the first try. As you can see these types of accomplishments precede me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The eyepatch, the duffel bag that I carry in the shape of a croquet mallet, and how i'm always lurking behind them. On a serious note, my olive-green eyes, deep voice, and how I always smell great.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
-Flyboys
-D-Day
-Shantaram
Movies:
-The Big Lebowski
-Airplane!
-James Bond Films
Shows:
-Robot Chicken
-Curb Your Enthusiasm
-Game of Thrones
Food:
-Honey-baked ham
-Almonds
-Eggs
Music: Instead of listing a ridiculous amount of artists like everyone else does, i'll give an example of my current favorite hip hop albums to give you an idea of how much of a music snob I am:
1. Run the Jewels 2-Run the Jewels
2. Searching Sylvan-Quest
3. The Water[s]-Mick Jenkins
4. Pinata-Freddie Gibbs & Madlib
5. March on Washington-Diamond District
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Remastered collector's edition of Titanic
-Snuggies
-Exotic bird bingo
-Double dutch
-Honey badgers
-P. Diddy ad-libbing on Biggie's songs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I always have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think, "That’s why I’m not a heterosexual".
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chillin' with the crew, drinkin' a brew, and flippin' on the 62's. Either that or i'll be doing a few touch-ups to be the best trophy husband I can be.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes when I'm home alone I fill up my bathtub with barbecue sauce and pretend I'm a chicken wing.
You should message me if
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You don't mind my good friend Hans playing the accordian for us on our first meeting. We're a package deal. Tschüß und viel glück!

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