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TheGoblins

21 Carbondale, IL Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:32pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, German (Poorly), Sign Language (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Watch this if you decide to message me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53JYLXVVd7g

I don't have kik, nor do I send pictures. Nor do I sext/skype/want to arrange sex. Don't ask.

My life is fairly complicated. I feel freer and more intensity than I have in a long time. I am interested in meeting new people and developing connections. I'm pretty wrapped up in existential process, torrid emotional turbulence, childlike wonder and diving into absolute hysterical madness. I feel driven to infatuation with life and those I become interested in; I want to light myself ablaze with love for the interesting and life and things within myself.
Seriously, I am fucked.

I doubt I'm ready for a relationship. Meeting the kind of person I need right now seems an improbable task. I am also not actively seeking it out. Really just want to find people whose company I enjoy, whom also enjoy my company. I'm also not really looking to get involved in open relationships. My last relationship definitely soured me on them.

I am normally pretty spent. I spend a lot of my time doing a lot of things, normally I spread myself too thin and one area or another suffers because of it. My main pursuit in life is poetry, I consider myself a poet first and foremost. Both slam poetry and spoken word (and I would love to talk about the differences of the two with you). I'm pursuing making the St. Louis slam team and just recently took a job coaching poetry slam at high school in Ferguson/Florissant in St. Louis. I am coaching kids who have a shot at making it on the TV show Brave New Voices!

If you aren't an equalist and are homophobic or anti-men or anti-women's reproductive health or think people are bad for having sex with lots of people or for having hair where it grows we probably won't connect very well as friends. I don't believe in gender or race, I think they are constructed concepts cultures created. Though I believe in race in the way that I acknowledge how actively the construct affects everything in this world. Gender is straight up imaginary though, biological sex and presentation are the only things that affect anything. I would drink wine every day if I could. I live with my family and it is complicated. My cats are the pajamas. (snrrk)

I don't know what I want to do with my life overall, but I know I want to help people. I know that I want to push this world closer to equality. I try to be aware of subconscious conformity to any cultural standards and modify my behavior if I deem appropriate. I'm very counter-culture but I wouldn't call myself a non-conformist. There are some things our culture enforces that I am very happy about!

I also laugh, a lot. Humor is really important to me. Gotta be able to joke and be goofy and make bad jokes because that is my default state.

Stuff, things.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Seriously contemplating living in a transitory state and moving from place to place.

Writing and performing a lot of poetry, meeting and spending time with lots of great people. Losing weight. Just graduated from an IPP program, so I'm fluent in ASL. I've sang in choirs and played trumpet in bands and orchestras since I was young. I grew up playing several sports, stopped due to injury. I play various different kinds of video games. I love table top gaming, I really enjoy getting into the character of whatever character is generated. I also play a ridiculous amount of board games. I like to travel, I go to medieval/fantasy boffer/sword fighting events all around the country. I have all kinds of hobbies born from that (sewing, leatherworking, roleplay, learning about history, blahblahblah). I also travel whenever I can just for funsies. I love learning about all different kinds of things, from linguistics to molecular biology to space to the psychology of infants. Anthropology has probably the strongest grasp on me though. Culture and the study of it is probably above any other educational pursuit I have come across thus far.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being passionate in almost all things I do, winning Settlers of Catan, mixing drinks, ninja farts, learning languages, shitting fast, cooking, grappling, not thinking in straight lines, music theory, singing, scrabble, softball.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Usually, I'm either seriously engaged in conversation or laughing. If I'm alone I try to look scary and intimidating to keep people from trying to create a friendship with me. Grrrrrr! :P

For poetry, how passionate and intense I am. Lots of people call me angry, but I think that is misplaced. I'm not usually angry, just very passionate. I take my performances seriously and don't always talk about happy things.

I'd have to guess my laugh and loud personality otherwise though. But if you're a regular person who cares about typical American things probably what you'll notice and care about most is that I'm fat, have pink/blue/green lesbian "hipster" hair, am probably wearing lipstick and mostly black clothing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Only doing music to shorten profile.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjZRNrbHo74

Music:
I am into basically all genres of music, just gotta find the right artist. My very favorite is Nine Inch Nails/How to Destroy Angels and anything else Trent Reznor has ever touched in his life. Massive Attack, Portishead, Ray Charles, Bill Withers, Howlin' Wolf, Glitch Mob, Tech N9ne, Zero 7, 50 Cent, Nelly, Atmosphere, Lorn, Miley Cyrus, Amy Winehouse, Mindless Self Indulgence, Violent Femmes, L7, Circle Jerks, The Queers, various 90s music. Anything by Dave Grohl is pretty tits too. Sometimes I listen to embarrassing music I liked when I was young. I also like most live music, when it's actually live not just on a computer. The energy at a good show is unlike anything else.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sleep I feel some type of way about sleep. I require it to transform from the Grinch into a regular functioning human.

Traveling, and NOT being stuck in southern Illinois all the time. Not that's it's not beautiful here, just don't care for seeing all the same things every single day.

Music, and I don't just mean "cuz i just luv listening 2 it! lol!!!" I am constantly singing something in my head or tapping my foot to something or creating rhythms or beats or songs in my head.

Writing poetry and other expression with words.
I host a local poetry night and I write very frequently; probably a poem every week or so. It is my "church". It is my favorite way of expressing myself, and typically is an overflow of intensity and excessive emotional/energy build up in me leaking out. Which is like puss seeping out of a wound; kind of necessary for it's healing process.

Feminism
I feel this doesn't require much explanation. Equality efforts in America have made being more than property or a second class citizen possible. However, define myself as more of an equalist nowadays.

Animals
I lose my mind with animals. Doesn't matter what kind, I basically love all and turn into a derpy mess when I'm around them, even being dangerous. I once while visiting an alligator reserve park in Houston got less than a meter away holding onto a tree leaning over the water to take a picture of a wild alligator. Alligators and Crocodiles are my favorite animal, I loooooove them!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How hypocritical bitch dudes complain about girls never responding and then don't respond when they get a message. I see you viewing my profile.

How young I am and how much yet how little life I have left to live, and the multitude of things I want to do with life!

Why people feel it is okay to kill things and don't even think about it. Please don't squish things unless they are trying to harm you. :(

Typical agnostic thought patterns and how we can never truly know anything.

The future in all of it's forms. In my own life, in science, for this world, for the universe, for technology, for cultures everywhere, etc.

How technological progress does not equal better and morality is relative. Who is to quantify what makes something better? Something better to me is not better to you. Cell phones and air conditioning and computers and concrete are not necessarily better than living a basal life in a tribe in a jungle. What is better is for each individual to decide.

Sex. Hard fucking and kink. How it isn't that hard to be at least decent at it and why more people aren't and why many men are selfish about oral.

Various cultures and how trivial it is to treat people like badly for perceived differences. We are all so small in the grand scheme of things, hating and killing each other over perceived differences is the saddest thing.

Being bitter about christianity/religious zealots and how most brainwash their children in a way that I feel is emotional/mental abuse.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
9/12/14
I pregamed with a coworker and later was out on the strip with my buddies playing bongos and guitar and singing. Had a group of Indian men dancing with us for a good portion. Made like $20 in tips. As always, Carbondale is pretty awesome.

10/24/14
I was up at a poetry open mic in St. Louis with friends prepping for the slam competition the next day.

11/28/14
Recovering from my 21st birthday out at PKs the night before. Turn down for hangovers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It takes a particular person with particular style for me to really like a beard. People act like this is a sin.

I love dirty hippies. I'm a dirty hippie. JUDGE ME.

I'm reeeeally kinky and I reeeeally like to fuck. However, this does not mean I want to fuck YOU, nor does it mean I want to talk to you about my kinks.

I've had sex dreams about Miley Cyrus.

My username is because I'm really into goblins. I love dressing up and acting like one.

I'm not into group sex. Been there done that, I'd prefer to focus and be focused on one at a time.

Not private, but admittances:

I hate the word "sexy".

I ask a lot of questions.

I am fascinated with and have done a lot of research on serial killers.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If I make you shiver, with antici-

You want to abandon mundane life and go hitch hiking. You don't see the rest of your life as work pay bills watch movies/play video games sleep repeat. Be my road dog, lets just leave. I'm not kidding.

If you are an extrovert. I know this is online, so plenty of introverts will congregate here and I can't really expect much but I'd love to go out to a hookah bar or dance with you!

If you are not average. I am not average, and don't like being surrounded by it.

If you would not describe yourself as laid-back, carefree, or easy going. I like intensity and passion and anger and fire. I have good friendships with plenty of people with those traits but I am never attracted to that type of personality.

You're not going to try to arrange sex before meeting or tell me how hawt I am. One of my biggest turn offs is people staring at my tits and telling me how hot they think I am.

You consider food, healthcare, and safety a human right in society.

You have watched this video and agree with her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_4dPB9MVS8

You agree that Big Bang Theory or Tosh.0 are terrible and not funny.

You play Dagorhir.
You feel we have something else cool in common.
You are interested in ASL and/or are involved in the Deaf
If you send me a boring message, I will send a boring response.