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TheGoblins

21 Carbondale, IL Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 7:12pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body type
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Often
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, German (Poorly), Sign Language (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have a wonderful life.

I'm pretty wrapped up in existential process, torrid emotional turbulence, childlike wonder and diving into absolute hysterical madness. I feel driven to infatuation with life and those I become interested in; I want to light myself ablaze with love for the interesting and life and things within myself.
Seriously, I am fucked.

My main pursuit in life is poetry, I consider myself a poet first and foremost. I'm pursuing making the St. Louis slam team and just recently took a job coaching poetry slam at high school in Ferguson/Florissant in St. Louis. Will either be moving to St. Louis over the summer while on tour for poetry or leaving and going hitch hiking.

I'm loud, fiery, passionate, and heated. I dislike violence unless we're killing 80% of the human population. I have an intense hatred for the education system (college specifically, however I love learning), people blindly following the system, putting their heads down and not looking around just following what is expected of them.

I laugh, a lot. Humor is really important to me. Gotta be able to joke and be goofy and make bad jokes because that is my default state.

If you are against drugs I am against you. If you are right wing you likely lack basic empathy or lack understanding of the world. I have very little tolerance for ignorance, stupidity, and Christianity. Educate yourselves, sheep.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Seriously contemplating living in a transitory state and moving from place to place. Driving to and from St. Louis. Learning about Chaos Magick and Thelema.

Ingesting substances a lot, poeting a lot, having the best friends and experiences. I couldn't ask for more in terms of all of the cool shit I get to do.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being passionate in almost all things, feeling everything I feel SO HARD, winning Settlers of Catan, mixing drinks, ninja farts, learning languages, shitting fast, cooking, grappling, not thinking in straight lines, music theory, singing, scrabble, softball.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Usually, I'm either seriously engaged in conversation or laughing. If I'm alone I try to look scary and intimidating to keep people from trying to create a friendship with me. Grrrrrr! :P

I'd have to guess my laugh and loud personality otherwise though. But if you're a regular person who cares about typical American things probably what you'll notice and care about most is that I'm fat and have pink and blue "lesbian" "hipster" hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Only doing music to shorten profile.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjZRNrbHo74

Music:
I am into basically all genres of music, just gotta find the right artist. My very favorite is Nine Inch Nails/How to Destroy Angels and anything else Trent Reznor has ever touched in his life. Atmosphere is a close second place. Massive Attack, Sneaker Pimps, Portishead, Ray Charles, Steeldrivers, Lovage, Purity Ring, Bill Withers, Glitch Mob, Tech N9ne, Zero 7, 50 Cent, Nelly, Lorn, Miley Cyrus, Amy Winehouse, Mindless Self Indulgence, Violent Femmes, L7, Circle Jerks, The Queers, various 90s music. Anything by Dave Grohl is pretty tits too. Sometimes I listen to embarrassing music I liked when I was young. I also like most live music, when it's actually live not just on a computer. The energy at a good show is unlike anything else.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sleep I feel some type of way about sleep. I require it to transform from the Grinch into a regular functioning human. I also love the escape from reality and into the dreamscape.

Traveling Not that's it's not beautiful here, just don't care for seeing all the same things every single day.

Music, specifically freestyle jamming with friends late into the night.

Writing poetry and other expression with words.
It is my favorite way of expressing myself, and typically is an overflow of intensity and excessive emotional/energy build up in me leaking out. Which is like puss seeping out of a wound; kind of necessary for it's healing process.

Feminism
I feel this doesn't require much explanation. Equality efforts in America have made being more than property or a second class citizen possible. I hate 3rd wave though, I am definitely closer to the beliefs of Radfem because I don't believe in gender. If you now think I hate men because I believe this just close out of my profile now.

Animals
I lose my mind with animals. Doesn't matter what kind, I basically love all and turn into a derpy mess when I'm around them, even being dangerous. I once while visiting an alligator reserve park in Houston got less than a meter away holding onto a tree leaning over the water to take a picture of a wild alligator. Alligators and Crocodiles are my favorite animal, I loooooove them!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How cool languages are, yet how very limited we are with words and body language being our only real method of communication.

How hypocritical bitch dudes complain about girls never responding and then don't respond when they get a message. I see you viewing my profile.

How young I am and how I want to know and be and understand all things.

Why people feel it is okay to kill things and don't even think about it. Please don't squish things unless they are trying to harm you. :(

How technological progress does not equal better and morality is relative. Who is to quantify what makes something better? Something better to me is not better to you. Cell phones and air conditioning and computers and concrete are not necessarily better than living a basal life in a tribe in a jungle. What is better is for each individual to decide.

Various cultures and how trivial it is to treat people like badly for perceived differences. We are all so small in the grand scheme of things, hating and killing each other over perceived differences is the saddest thing.

Being bitter about christianity/religious zealots and how most brainwash their children in a way that I feel is emotional/mental abuse.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
9/12/14
I pregamed with a coworker and later was out on the strip with my buddies busking playing bongos and guitar and singing. Had a group of Indian men dancing with us for a good portion. Made like $20 in tips. As always, Carbondale is pretty awesome.

10/24/14
I was up at a poetry open mic in St. Louis with friends prepping for the slam competition the next day.

11/28/14
Recovering from my 21st birthday out at PKs the night before. Turn down for hangovers.

3/27/15
Went to a show at 2720 in St. Louis with a group of friends to see Spankalicious and Kalya Scintilla, tripped bawls, met wonderful humans, then explored the Upstairs Lounge on S. Grand where people were smoking DMT and weed in the bar. Was nuts.

4/10/15
My sister's birthday, went again with a group of like 8 friends to see Terravita at 2720 in St. Louis. Tripped bawls, again met incredible humans. Went and explored Tower Grove park, lost my purse, found my purse, drove home and watched the sun come up at the water tower out at Giant City Park.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I love dirty hippies. I'm a dirty hippie. JUDGE ME.
I've had sex dreams about Miley Cyrus.
I don't care about money very much.
I do NOT want kids and would abort.
I typically spend hours every morning reading articles or various things.
My username is because I'm really into goblins. I love dressing up and acting like one.
I hate the word "sexy".
I ask a lot of questions.
I am fascinated with and have done a lot of research on serial killers.
You should message me if
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If I make you shiver, with antici-

Your dick/snatch tastes like pepperoni and Jesus.

You want to abandon mundane life and go hitch hiking/train hopping. You don't see the rest of your life as work pay bills watch movies/play video games sleep repeat. Be my road dog, lets just leave. I'm not kidding.

You're not going to try to arrange sex before meeting or tell me how hawwwwwt I am. One of my biggest turn offs is people staring at my tits and telling me how hot they think I am.

You consider food, healthcare, and safety a human right in society.

You have watched this video and agree with her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_4dPB9MVS8