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TheGoblins

20 F Carbondale, IL

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:56am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, German (Poorly), Sign Language (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My life is fairly complicated right now. Just got out of an LTR, not looking for anything right now. I am interested in meeting new people and developing connections. I don't enjoy most people's company right now, however I am not a misanthrope. I'm pretty wrapped up in an existential process and torrid emotional turbulence and childlike wonder. I mostly don't disable this because it is mildly entertaining.

My main hobby is poetry, I consider myself a poet first and foremost. If you aren't an equalist and are homophobic or anti-men or anti-women's reproductive health or think people are bad for having sex with lots of people we probably won't connect very well as friends. I don't believe in gender or race, I think they are constructed concepts cultures created. I would drink wine every day if I could. I live with my family and they are pretty important to me, especially my sisters. My cats are the pajamas. (snrrk)

I don't know what I want to do with my life overall, but I know I want to help people. I know that I want to push this world closer to equality. I try to be aware of subconscious conformity to any cultural standards and modify my behavior if I deem appropriate. I'm very counter-culture but I wouldn't call myself a non-conformist. There are some things our culture enforces that I am very happy about!

I also laugh, a lot. Humor is really important to me. Gotta be able to joke and be goofy and make bad jokes because that is my default state.

Stuff, things.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Seriously contemplating moving far far away.

Writing and performing a lot of poetry, meeting and spending time with lots of great people.

Just graduated from an IPP program, so I'm fluent in ASL, but I work in fast food (yeaaaayuh). I've sang in choirs and played trumpet in bands and orchestras since I was young. I grew up playing like 7 different sports, getting into roller derby nowadays. I play various different kinds of video games. I love table top gaming, I really enjoy getting into the character of whatever character is generated. I also play a ridiculous amount of board games. I like to travel, I go to medieval/fantasy boffer/sword fighting events all around the country. I have all kinds of hobbies born from that (sewing, leatherworking, roleplay, learning about history, blahblahblah). I also travel whenever I can just for funsies. I love learning about all different kinds of things, from linguistics to molecular biology to space to the psychology of infants. Anthropology has probably the strongest grasp on me though. Culture and the study of it is probably above any other educational pursuit I have come across thus far.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being passionate in almost all things I do, Settlers of Catan, mixing drinks, learning languages, shitting fast, cooking, poetry, grappling, not thinking in straight lines, music theory, singing, scrabble, softball.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Usually, I'm either seriously engaged in conversation or laughing. If I'm alone I try to look scary and intimidating to keep people from trying to create a friendship with me. Grrrrrr! :P

For poetry, how passionate and intense I am. Lots of people call me angry, but I think that is misplaced. I'm not usually angry, just very passionate and don't always talk about happy things.

I'd have to guess my laugh and loud personality otherwise though. But if you're a regular person who cares about typical American things probably what you'll notice and care about most is that I'm fat, have dykey hipster hair and sometimes wear weird clothing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Only doing music to shorten profile.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjZRNrbHo74

Music:
I am into basically all genres of music, just gotta find the right artist. My very favorite is Nine Inch Nails/How to Destroy Angels and anything else Trent Reznor has ever touched in his life. Massive Attack, Portishead, Ray Charles, Bill Withers, Howlin' Wolf, Glitch Mob, Tech N9ne, 50 Cent, Nelly, Atmosphere, Lorn, Miley Cyrus, Amy Winehouse, Mindless Self Indulgence, Violent Femmes, L7, Circle Jerks, The Queers, various 90s music. Anything by Dave Grohl is pretty tits too. Sometimes I listen to embarrassing music I liked when I was young. I also like most live music, when it's actually live not just on a computer. The energy at a good show is unlike anything else.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
7 things, cause I break rules! These are not in order of importance.

Learning, as much as I can about anything and everything I can.

Traveling, and NOT being stuck in southern Illinois all the time. Not that's it's not beautiful here, just don't care for seeing all the same things every single day.

Music, and I don't just mean "cuz i just luv listening 2 it! lol!!!" I am constantly singing something in my head or tapping my foot to something or creating rhythms or beats or songs in my head. Ask anyone who is close to me, I hum or whistle or breathe beats and different music frequently.

Writing poetry and other expression with words.
I host a local poetry night and I write very frequently; probably a poem every week or so. It is my "church". It is my favorite way of expressing myself, and typically is an overflow of intensity and excessive emotional/energy build up in me leaking out. Which is like puss seeping out of a wound; kind of necessary for it's healing process.

Feminism
I feel this doesn't require much explanation. Equality efforts in America have made being more than property or a second class citizen possible. However, I immensely dislike what it is becoming nowadays.

Animals
I lose my mind with animals. Doesn't matter what kind, I basically love all and turn into a derpy mess when I'm around them, even being dangerous. I once while visiting an alligator reserve park in Houston got less than a meter away holding onto a tree leaning over the water to take a picture of a wild alligator. Alligators and Crocodiles are my favorite animal, I loooooove them!

Food
I mean more than just as a basal need. Holy crap, I love food. I eat that shit everyday. I know my way around a seasoning cabinet and love to cook. Food is my main addiction, good cooking is one of the many keys to my heart.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How young I am and how much yet how little life I have left to live, and the multitude of things I want to do with life!

Agnosticism and how we can never truly know anything.

The future in all of it's forms. In my own life, in science, for this world, for the universe, for technology, for cultures everywhere, etc.

How technological progress does not equal better and morality is relative. Who is to quantify what makes something better? Something better to me is not better to you. Cell phones and air conditioning and computers and concrete are not necessarily better than living a basal life in a tribe in a jungle. What is better is for each individual to decide.

Various oppressed people and how trivial it is to treat people like badly for perceived differences. We are all so small in the grand scheme of things, hating and killing each other over perceived differences is the saddest thing.

Being bitter about christianity/religious zealots and how most brainwash their children in a way that I feel is emotional/mental abuse.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
11/12/14

This Friday night I pregamed with a coworker and later was out on the strip with my buddies playing bongos and guitar and singing. Had a group of Indian men dancing with us for a good portion. Made like $20 in tips. As always, Carbondale is pretty awesome.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm reeeeally kinky.

I've had sex dreams about Miley Cyrus.

My username is because I'm really into goblins. I love dressing up and acting like one.

I'm not into group sex. Been there done that, I'd prefer to focus and be focused on one at a time.

Not private, but admittances:

I hate the word "sexy".

I ask a lot of questions.

I am fascinated with and have done a lot of research on serial killers.
You should message me if
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You won't run screaming "HYGIENE!!!" from armpit hair and leg hair.
Don't message me if you think women have an obligation to shave/wear make up/look feminine and that men aren't allowed to.

You should NOT message me if you are a Tumblr-ite "feminist" misandrist queer otherkin self-diagnosed autistic racist against white people. You would define me as racist cisscum, and I already immensely dislike the hatred and misandry and racism that Tumblr breeds. I recognize institutionalized oppression but there is no reason to continue preaching hate and self righteous masochism as opposed to loving one another.

Don't message me if you are okay with transgender people but not okay with transethnic people.

Don't message me if you are unintelligent. Don't message me if you are going to guilt me and grovel. Don't message me if you want to tell me how attractive you find me. One of my biggest turn offs is people staring at my tits and telling me how hot they think I am.

You consider food, healthcare, and safety a human right in society.

You have watched this video and agree with her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_4dPB9MVS8

You agree that Big Bang Theory or Tosh.0 are terrible and not funny.

You play Dagorhir.
You feel we have something else cool in common.
You are interested in ASL and/or are involved in the Deaf community.
Or you want to be my friend! :)