Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi there, my Name is John. I would like to thank you for checking
out my profile. First and foremost I would like to say I'm sorry if
my screen name offends anyone. Back around 2000ish Dave Chappelle
had a stand-up special and said in it.... Dave, Dave... Its the god
damn cops, and I was clever and put it together and it has been my
screen name for alot of things since then.
I think it is time to update my profile.
I enjoy alot of things. I love hockey and football. I am a redwings
fan in hockey and Buffalo bills fan in football. I love music!!! I
am a big fan of rock and country, I can tolerate some rap but not
alot of it, I do however like eminem. I don't like typing these
things cause 90% of the time people judge by pictures and not by
the person so if you would like to know anything else about me feel
free to ask... my life is an open book and I'm probably the most
honest person you will find.
I am funny, caring, and insecure
What I’m doing with my life
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I am currently working for aecom at letterkenny army depot... I am
making more money than i ever have and really enjoy my job...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am a really good father to my dogs and my cat. I know alot of
people don't consider pets kids but they are my children. I love
them very much. I have 2 dogs one is named Zander, he is a
blacklab/ border collie and such a baby, My other dog is named
Jager, he is a blacklab/ coonhound and he is by far the dumbest dog
I have ever owned but he is a sweetheart who would like someone to
death before attacking anyone, maybe they get it from the good
upbringing. My cat chessie is a grey kitty cat that loves attention
and food. I would also say that I am good at being honest. I am a
very open and honest person so if there is ever anything you want
to know feel free to ask and I will answer it honestly. I am good
at some Video games, I play xbox 360 and some old nintendo games. I
play online poker alot also sometimes for money and sometimes for
free. I also have a great sense of humor and can always cheer
The first things people usually notice about me
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I think the first thing people notice is my sense of humor and the
fact that I can make anyone laugh. However if I am outside with my
boys the first thing they notice is how big my dogs are, but once
they meet my dogs and not run from them they realize how big of
babies they are.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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This catagory is a tough one. I don't like reading alot but if I do
I would be reading some detective books, I found an author named
Karin Slaughter that I really enjoy.
As far as movies go, I like alot of movies. A movie would really
have to suck for me not to enjoy it. I loe all kevin Smith movies
(mallrats or clerks would be my favs) I love the BoonDock Saints, I
feel it is one of the greatest movies ever made. There are so many
movies I like that I would be typing all day to tell them all to
you. I am man enough to admit that I enjoyed the notebook and other
chick flicks. I'm not to proud to admit I have a soft side to
Music would be even harder. I love alot of different music. I am a
big fan of the 80's hair bands. I love Poison, Cinderella,
Slaughter, and Firehouse and so many more that would take for ever
to say. I like alot of newer rock also. Some of my current favs
would be 5 finger death punch, 30 seconds to mars, mudvayne, and
breaking Ben. I also enjoy love songs. Love songs have a huge part
in my heart. I think a song can mean alot of things to alot of
people. One of my fav songs is the blowers daughter by Damien Rice.
For the softer side of me I would say I enjoy chicago, Lionel
Richie, Air Supply, and anything else that is sappy. I do not care
for rap but I do like some older rap like Vanillia ice, Kriss
Kross, and 2 live crew. Yes I said Vanilla ice. I also miss Milli
Vanilli and girl you know its true you liked them back in the day
As for food, that is a really tough question. I love perogies and
kraft macaroni and cheese. I will eat alot of things excpt raw
fish, mushrooms and black olives. I have a condition that does not
allow me to eat any nuts or corn or seeds. It really sucks but I
have to live with it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Well besides the obvious like air and water and food, I would
say... Music, Sports, my animals, my family, the internet, and
I mentioned sports, I am a huge fan of the Buffalo Bills and the
Detroit Redwings. I also enjoy my soap opera aka Pro Wrestling. But
honestly I could live without Wrestling.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Well like alot of people I would say my future, Short term and long
term. I love my Dad, he has always been there for me when I needed
someone. I think alot about my brother and his wife and daughter.
He is in the marines and they are currently in Japan for the next 3
years. I would say my friends but to be honest I don't have alot of
friends that live near me anymore, but the ones I do they know I am
always there for them if they need anything. I put alot of people
ahead of me which is not healthy but it is who I am. I care alot
about other people.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm usually home playing video games and spending time with my
dogs... once in while I will go out with some friends and grab a
drink or something
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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You will laugh but this is soooo true. I go to strip clubs for the
music. Anywhere else you go its always rap music and I hate rap
music but I know if I go to legz I can hear Motley Crue, Disturbed,
and Pantera. You can never get that if you go to a club or bar. But
I don't go to strip clubs often, only when my Friend Kurt comes
home from school and we go down there to enjoy the music and catch
up on things. I know you are thinking yeah right but if you seen me
there you would know its true. When I get there the first thing I
do is go to the dj and request Walk or Cowboys from hell by
pantera. I don't drink alot so I am usually the DD.
You should message me if
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If you haven't been bored by reading all of this and are looking to
meet a loyal friend and would like to chat or hang out sometime
then please feel free to message me. I know my name offends some
people and I'm sorry for that but I am a nice guy just looking to
meet some good friends and maybe something more for the future.
Thank you for your time I hope to hear from you. I'm not looking
for a booty call... If I wanted a booty call I would go pick up a
skank in a bar. If you want to know more about me you can view my
Facebook page at Facebook.com/thegoddamncops.... but if you plan on
adding me you should talk to me first.
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