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My self-summary
Hi there, my Name is John. I would like to thank you for checking out my profile. First and foremost I would like to say I'm sorry if my screen name offends anyone. Back around 2000ish Dave Chappelle had a stand-up special and said in it.... Dave, Dave... Its the god damn cops, and I was clever and put it together and it has been my screen name for alot of things since then.
I think it is time to update my profile.
I enjoy alot of things. I love hockey and football. I am a redwings fan in hockey and Buffalo bills fan in football. I love music!!! I am a big fan of rock and country, I can tolerate some rap but not alot of it, I do however like eminem. I don't like typing these things cause 90% of the time people judge by pictures and not by the person so if you would like to know anything else about me feel free to ask... my life is an open book and I'm probably the most honest person you will find.

I am funny, caring, and insecure
What I’m doing with my life
I am currently working for aecom at letterkenny army depot... I am making more money than i ever have and really enjoy my job...
I’m really good at
I am a really good father to my dogs and my cat. I know alot of people don't consider pets kids but they are my children. I love them very much. I have 2 dogs one is named Zander, he is a blacklab/ border collie and such a baby, My other dog is named Jager, he is a blacklab/ coonhound and he is by far the dumbest dog I have ever owned but he is a sweetheart who would like someone to death before attacking anyone, maybe they get it from the good upbringing. My cat chessie is a grey kitty cat that loves attention and food. I would also say that I am good at being honest. I am a very open and honest person so if there is ever anything you want to know feel free to ask and I will answer it honestly. I am good at some Video games, I play xbox 360 and some old nintendo games. I play online poker alot also sometimes for money and sometimes for free. I also have a great sense of humor and can always cheer people up.
The first things people usually notice about me
I think the first thing people notice is my sense of humor and the fact that I can make anyone laugh. However if I am outside with my boys the first thing they notice is how big my dogs are, but once they meet my dogs and not run from them they realize how big of babies they are.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This catagory is a tough one. I don't like reading alot but if I do I would be reading some detective books, I found an author named Karin Slaughter that I really enjoy.
As far as movies go, I like alot of movies. A movie would really have to suck for me not to enjoy it. I loe all kevin Smith movies (mallrats or clerks would be my favs) I love the BoonDock Saints, I feel it is one of the greatest movies ever made. There are so many movies I like that I would be typing all day to tell them all to you. I am man enough to admit that I enjoyed the notebook and other chick flicks. I'm not to proud to admit I have a soft side to me.
Music would be even harder. I love alot of different music. I am a big fan of the 80's hair bands. I love Poison, Cinderella, Slaughter, and Firehouse and so many more that would take for ever to say. I like alot of newer rock also. Some of my current favs would be 5 finger death punch, 30 seconds to mars, mudvayne, and breaking Ben. I also enjoy love songs. Love songs have a huge part in my heart. I think a song can mean alot of things to alot of people. One of my fav songs is the blowers daughter by Damien Rice. For the softer side of me I would say I enjoy chicago, Lionel Richie, Air Supply, and anything else that is sappy. I do not care for rap but I do like some older rap like Vanillia ice, Kriss Kross, and 2 live crew. Yes I said Vanilla ice. I also miss Milli Vanilli and girl you know its true you liked them back in the day lol.
As for food, that is a really tough question. I love perogies and kraft macaroni and cheese. I will eat alot of things excpt raw fish, mushrooms and black olives. I have a condition that does not allow me to eat any nuts or corn or seeds. It really sucks but I have to live with it.
The six things I could never do without
Well besides the obvious like air and water and food, I would say... Music, Sports, my animals, my family, the internet, and tv.

I mentioned sports, I am a huge fan of the Buffalo Bills and the Detroit Redwings. I also enjoy my soap opera aka Pro Wrestling. But honestly I could live without Wrestling.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Well like alot of people I would say my future, Short term and long term. I love my Dad, he has always been there for me when I needed someone. I think alot about my brother and his wife and daughter. He is in the marines and they are currently in Japan for the next 3 years. I would say my friends but to be honest I don't have alot of friends that live near me anymore, but the ones I do they know I am always there for them if they need anything. I put alot of people ahead of me which is not healthy but it is who I am. I care alot about other people.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm usually home playing video games and spending time with my dogs... once in while I will go out with some friends and grab a drink or something
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You will laugh but this is soooo true. I go to strip clubs for the music. Anywhere else you go its always rap music and I hate rap music but I know if I go to legz I can hear Motley Crue, Disturbed, and Pantera. You can never get that if you go to a club or bar. But I don't go to strip clubs often, only when my Friend Kurt comes home from school and we go down there to enjoy the music and catch up on things. I know you are thinking yeah right but if you seen me there you would know its true. When I get there the first thing I do is go to the dj and request Walk or Cowboys from hell by pantera. I don't drink alot so I am usually the DD.
You should message me if
If you haven't been bored by reading all of this and are looking to meet a loyal friend and would like to chat or hang out sometime then please feel free to message me. I know my name offends some people and I'm sorry for that but I am a nice guy just looking to meet some good friends and maybe something more for the future. Thank you for your time I hope to hear from you. I'm not looking for a booty call... If I wanted a booty call I would go pick up a skank in a bar. If you want to know more about me you can view my Facebook page at but if you plan on adding me you should talk to me first.