Ladies, gentlemen, and everyone in between, welcome to the profile of "TheGreatHitch"! In the lines that follow you will discover a wonderful, mysterious creature known simply as 'Michael' to the locals.

Now please, enjoy the show and keep your hands and legs inside the vehicle at all times.
Thank you, and enjoy your stay.

When he is not on display to the public, this gentle giant enjoys spending his time playing what some in the tone deaf community would consider to be "beautiful music". He also spends his days studying English Lit at Concordia.

While not as glamorous and exciting a field of study as, say, accounting, it helps keep his mind busy.

Rumor has it that upper management is sending him to Japan for a 9 month exchange at the end of August in order for him to experience their culture and improve upon his language skills. But of course, this is mere speculation and we cannot verify the source of this rumor.

While he may seem intimidating at first, Michael really shines at making people feel comfortable and relaxed. His sense of humor and contagious smile seem to bring out the best in others.

Crowds are always amazed at his deep green eyes. And how friendly and upbeat he is.

Michael loves to consume media in all shapes and forms.

In the visual department, he spends his metro rides watching The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, The Daily Show, Spartacus, or some other moral-corrupting show like Community.

In print, he enjoys everything from Milton to manga. I'm sure if you ask him, he'll gladly tell you more about it.

For music, we mostly let him listen to classic and prog rock like Rush, Led Zep, Yes, and Pink Floyd, or K-pop. He seems open to pretty much anything, though.

In terms of food, we usually just throw him some asian or italian dishes every once in a while. He seems to like it.

1- Friends
2- Asian food
3- A musical instrument of some description
4- The internet/video games
5- Science!
6- /r/howtonotgiveafuck

I can never really tell what's going on inside that big brain of his. Maybe he's slowly going insane?

Out at a friend's place, or working on the bajillion essays that all the teachers decided to assign for the same week -_-'

(I have a thing for French girls and redheads)

You have a sense of humour and don't take life too seriously. We're just living on a speck of dust suspended in a sunbeam. What's the point if you're not enjoying yourself?