CONS: will play with dogs without permission, prone to getting sucked into youtube/wikipedia wormholes, not the president
In my free time, I practice my racket flipping skills on the tennis court, beast through levels of candy crush, and eat samples at Farmers' Markets.
I enjoy the sound/feel of a perfect high five, taking my pants off after a long day, sharing my Kit Kat with someone, and seeing very old couples happy together.
Last summer I backpacked through Europe, Africa, and South America, and would like to do it again soon.
I'm really bad at: dancing, playing it cool, camping
Sometimes the best conversations I get into are about absolutely nothing at all (see: Curb Your Enthusiasm/Seinfeld).
-That feeling after the first gulp of water when completely parched
-Spoons. This is the dystopia I fear most.
-The mental clarity after a well-timed power nap
-How much better this would be with bacon.
-We are the universe experiencing itself.
-How every single choice you've ever made in your life has brought you to this exact moment, reading this exact sentence.
You don't cry over spilled milk.
You can laugh at yourself.