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TheGreenWizard

28 Redmond, WA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–50
  • Near me
  • For short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jan 24
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm living life at my own slow pace. I'm a classic introvert so I need a lot of alone time but I also love to meet new people and engage in new situations. I currently live with a disabled woman that I help take care of when I'm around. Otherwise I'm just working and relaxing when I can. I like to dance and karaoke. Also a big fan of marijuana.

Car is currently busted so I take the bus everywhere.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a software tester for video game consoles, so basically I work on the consoles themselves, not just the games.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Understanding things and events in general. Probably other things, let me get back to you on that.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Impeccable sense of funk.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Big into electronic dance music lately, your trances and houses and progressive trances houses and the hippity hoppity and all that stuff. Typically have been more of an alt-rock guy growing up.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dr Pepper.
Mashed Potatoes
Uh, 4 other things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A lot of things. I can go on long thought trains when I'm relaxed and alone somewhere, about life and games and .... really anything. Bad thoughts, good thoughts, mechanical thoughts or just singing over and over again, all kinds.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Karaoke/Dancing at Palmer's in Redmond usually.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This entire profile is an exercise in "most private things I'm willing to admit".
You should message me if
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You would like to chat. Or get together.