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TheGreenWizard

28 M Redmond, WA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
  • For short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a nerdy nice guy, smart cynical and a bit lazy. I smoke the 420 and want to make video games, but mostly I just want to relax and not take things seriously.

I live with a disabled woman so having people over is sometimes difficult for me FYI, I manage though.
What I’m doing with my life
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I test video game and computer stuff. Right now I'm working on actual xbox console testing, which is a nice change from just video games.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Understanding things and events in general, being a ninja.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Impeccable sense of funk.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My tastes are across the map, I'm a nerd so its often nerdy things. I was watching Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad like everyone else, some anime (like Attack on Titan right now), other fun stuff.

Music Stuff: I like a variety of songs, growing up I was into The Offspring and System of A Down among many others, general punk and alternative. I like what's good, although lately I've been into long bouts of electronic music, Progressive House/Trance, Psy Trance, "chill out" mixes, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dr Pepper.
Mashed Potatoes
The internet, it went down this morning and I was helpless
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A lot of things. I can go on long thought trains when I'm relaxed and alone somewhere, about life and games and .... really anything. Bad thoughts, good thoughts, mechanical thoughts or just singing over and over again, all kinds.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Karaoke/Dancing at Palmer's in Redmond usually. Best part about dancing like an idiot is that often you're not as much as an idiot as you think and people end up joining you!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This entire profile is an exercise in "most private things I'm willing to admit".
You should message me if
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There's a fire. But you should probably dial 911 first.