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TheHarp00n

30 M Columbus, OH

My Details

Last Online
Aug 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hullo There! I am a post-college guy working in a college environment. Due to various circumstances and introvertedness I have grown up with little ability to interact positively with the fairer sex. I hope that online dating can change this for the better, so please bear with me.

I'm usually the guy that hangs out with the more outgoing and popular dude in the room, usually reserved yet come out of nowhere with a funny quip or goofy outburst. I like to feel I am awesome when it counts.

I feel I am pretty grounded, careful but cautious. This has good and bad points, but I am open to new experiences and would certainly not shy away from new activities, especially if I find something interesting about them.

This username was half chosen and is what my friends seem to call me these days. However, I secretly like it and OKCupid declared it "Best. Username. Ever." So, awwyea!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Research Associate at the OSU Wexner Medical Center. I deal (so to speak) in medical imaging data. My undergrad major was in Biology, and had some experience in Veterinary School. I honestly do not know where I will be going with this. In my free time I tend to browse the electrosphere, or play videogames, or watch goofy things on TV, but always appreciate the outdoors and associated fresh air. I also enjoy comics and from time to time, some good old Mark Twain, but I tend to lean toward Science Fiction (more recently books from The Culture Cycle) and its associated media.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I don't say much, but it's hella witty. I like to think I give good advice and perhaps I do not give it well, but I try gatdamit.

I have taken Taekwondo for a long time growing up. I perhaps was average but I find these days I enjoy it and would like to get back into it or some sort of combat sport.

I like pets, but particularly dogs. And wild dogs.

I enjoy videogames. At one point, I was tasked to point out milestones in my life in highschool; this resulted in me giving my entire experience with videogames. At times I think about how I could have given a normal report; but usually such thoughts are quickly brushed aside :P.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My squinty yet non-Asian eyes. I have a charming smile whenever it happens to be photographed. Someone recently pointed out my nose. I call it a Romantic Nose.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books of Recent:
-John Dies at the End/This Book is Full of Spiders (Seriously Dude, Don't Touch It)
-Surface Detail
Favorites:
-Great Expectations

Movie:
Recent Marvel Comics movies are fun (Iron Man esp.)
Excited for "Pacific Rim"...................
Star Wars-related things
The Fifth Element (Jean..Baptiste...Emmanuel...................Zorg.)

Television:
The Mentalist
Bob's Burgers
Doctor Who, sometimes
Beast Wars
Sherlock Holmes (Jeremy Brett)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Steak
2. Shrimp
3. Combination of the above
4. Skin
5. Computer
6. Mystery Item
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Future. Sometimes the 80s, and what the future was like during the 80s.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home, at Garrett's, or at a club at which I don't want to be. I like more intimate social gatherings, like eating out or in a bar setting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Do we have to do this now, or can we do it later?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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You like awkward but charming moments.