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27 M Alameda, CA

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Last Online
Today – 8:04am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from space camp
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
I'm jovial, creative, artistic, cynical, smart and funny.

Full on weirdo.
What I’m doing with my life
I have a BA in Game Art and Design from the Art Institute. Now I have my 9 to 5er, where I help work on flight simulators for the military.

I also keep busy with drawing and painting. I've been in a few art shows, and I'm always striving meet other artists to learn and be creative with. Feel free to check out my stuff, if you're interested @j_burrrd.

I'm really into experiencing new things and meeting new people, trying new food, or making an ass of myself. I love being social. I always love to find a new adventure!

I strive to live every day like its my last and I do my best to never regret anything.
I’m really good at
Cynicism. Drinking. Doodling with a few mediums. Making people laugh. Having fun and bringing the party. Being happy. Problem solving.

Oh, and being blunt. And rolling them. And making tongue faces =P
The first things people usually notice about me
My beard or my tattoos. Or one of my ugly jackets..? Audibly, probably my laugh or my unfiltered brain spilling atrocities out of my mouth hole.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Any good fiction or story telling (I REALLY like Chuck Palahnuik!), graphic novels, or books about history and art. Stuff like Fight Club, Haunted, Invisible Monsters, The Great Gatsby, Fahrenheit 451, The Killing Joke, Watchmen, the Graffiti World series, etc.

Movies: I'm all over the place with movies. I like anything from mind bending thrillers to stoner comedies and everything in between. If it has big explosions in it, bring it on! I've also really been getting into international horror movies recently. Fight Club, Se7en, pretty much anything directed by David Fincher, The Shining, The Thing, The Matrix, The Mask, Half Baked, all of the Die Hard movies, Pans Labyrinth (and pretty much anything else with Del Toros art direction), Payback, the Rambo series, Oldboy, Don't Be a Menace, Donny Darko, Machete, Hobo With a Shotgun, Deathproof, pretty much anything from Tarentino, the Alien series, the Predator series...whew. There's a lot more, but you get the idea.

TV: Arrested Development, Better Off Ted, anything Looney Tunes, Ren and Stimpy, Louie, South Park, Cops, The First 48, FlashForward, Sons of Anarchy, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad and sooo many more.

Music: My life blood and driving force. Metal to hip hop to jazz to electronic music, I love it all. Except for modern country music... Here's a short list: Opeth, Darkest Hour, Between the Buried and Me, Leftover Crack, Choking Victim, Bad Religion, Amon Amarth, Pig Destroyer, Eric Clapton (and Cream), Mark Knopfler (and Dire Straits), The Police, Pink Floyd, The Advantage, Alkaline Trio, Behemoth, The Black Keys, At the Drive-In, The Mars Volta, Heiroglyphics, Jedi Mind Tricks, Atmosphere, Immortal Technique, Tool, Primus, The Faceless, Bloodhound Gang, A Perfect Circle, Deftones, Porcupine Tree, Bob Marley, Yellowman, DJ Distance, Skream, Cookie Monsta, Mimosa, Boards of Canada, Jaga Jazzist, Beethoven, Bach, Dimmu Borgir, Old Mans Child, Bathory, Immortal, Refused, System of a Down. This is a very short list...there is so much more.

Food: Give me it all! I'll try anything once or twice or thrice.
The six things I could never do without
- Paper, pencils, paints (that's one!)
- Direction
- My family and friends (pretty much the same thing in my book).
- Music
- Human interaction
- Whackey tobaccie, caffeine and nicotine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Deadlines at work. What my stake in life is going to be. Analyzing and fixing problems. Images that I should be drawing before they're gone. What the fuck my last dream meant. How to become lucid. Where to drink and who to drink with. Altered states of conciousness. What the last band was that I heard and didn't know. Other assorted music that I do know.

I'm just gonna stop here, haha.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking or getting into some kind of ridiculousness.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Hmmm...I'm poly, but I have no primary.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You have fingers. Or even if you don't. If you can blink me a message like Stephen Hawking I would find that to be very interesting.