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TheHornFreak84

29 M Columbia, MD

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:47pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm really really really REALLY really really sorta busy with work right now. Sorry if I take a while to respond.

I've decided to update my profile after years of it not being touched. Feel free to message me. I'm looking to meet lots of new people and get out and try some new things.

I've been out of school for a few years now. I didn't quite end up where I had planned, but I'm going with the flow. I tend to live a more dichotomous life. I can be very nerdy at times: playing video games, reading fantasy novels, and watching anime(not so much anymore) and sci fi movies. Other times I can be more of a "man's man" : running, swimming, working out, and currently working management/construction.

Regardless of what I'm doing, I try to stay light-hearted and optimistic. I love to just hang out with friends and joke around as well as sit 1 on 1 with people to get to know them better.

I am random, ambitious, and flirtatious

Disclaimer: I send stupid messages that I feel are funny. I swear they are funny in my head. Please humor me and play along. I don't think my fragile psyche can take the pain of no one laughing at my terrible jokes. ;)
What I’m doing with my life
I have a bachelor degree in music education and a masters in saxophone performance. While I wait for some things to pan out, I am currently working as management for a lifeguarding and pool construction company. Manage 100ish employees, work sales and contracts, do construction work, get frustrated with teenagers? I can do it all!
I’m really good at
I'm really good at playing my saxophone, playing video games, and making friends.

I'm also good at coming up with witty one liners at the middle/end of other people's conversations. Occasionally annoying; usually hilarious.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm told that it's my eyes or my smile. Probably because I smile a lot and that makes my eyes stand out more. Dunno.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I was afraid of alienating some people with these lists. This is what I like, but it is not the only stuff I like. If you don't like some things on this list, it's not a big deal. I'll read/listen/watch almost anything as long as I have someone to do it with. That's all I'm really looking for. However, I strongly recommend everyone watches at least 3-5 episodes of Doctor Who (or any show) before ruling it out as stupid.

Books: LotR, Wheel of Time, Star wars, dragon lance, mostly sci-fi or fantasy, manga, The King Killer Chronicles, Shadows of the Apt. Currently reading Cloud Atlas.

Movies/TV: Avengers, Star wars, Walking Dead, anime, The Office, Futurama, LotR, Harry Potter, 80's comedies (I laugh just like Eddie Murphy), Moulin Rouge, Mallrats, The Princess Bride, Stargate: Universe, Breaking Bad, Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, Archer, Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-long Blog, Avatar: the Last Airbender. Just saw Frozen and not ashamed to say it was awesome. I'm not really interested in reality tv, but I'll watch whatever is on.

Music: Flight of the Conchords, Silversun Pickups, Weezer, Lonely Island, Metallica, Evanescence, Michael Jackson, My Chemical Romance, Fallout Boy, 90's alternative/rock, 80s pop (Why does Genesis rock infinitely more than Phil Collins?), j-pop, k-pop, Bend Folds. I like to sing along to music especially Disney when I don't care what anyone around me thinks. :)

Food: Pizza, Shrimp, Subway, some things that are too fattening and I shouldn't eat....

Video games: There are too many to list here. I'll list those that are most relevant/important at this time. League of Legends, DotA 2, SW:TOR, Tera, Left 4 Dead, Borderlands, Halo, Final Fantasy (pre FFX), Civilization. Can't wait for Phantasy Star Online 2.
The six things I could never do without
My Computer
My Family
Pepsi (Now of the diet variety)
Video games
My Saxophone
The Gym (More of a recent affair)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend a lot of time thinking about music and women. (singular or plural depending on my current relationship status) Also work. I love and hate that I enjoy talking about work.

(I've updated pretty much every section of my profile to reflect changes over 6 years.... this remains pretty much unchanged)
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with my brother, going out to the movies, playing video games, going to bars or gatherings. (perma-designated driver) I'm up for anything, but I try to steer clear of the whole frat boy scene/mentality. (I have never been to a dance club. Ever. Willing to go if someone will show me the ropes.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I cry when I watch Moulin Rouge. :(
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Any of the following:

-You live close

-You liked my proflie/picture

-You think we have common interests

-...ummm, I ran out of things. Do what you want. I like getting messages.