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TheHumanSpork

30 / M / Straight / Single

Wrightsville Beach, North Carolina

His Details

Last Online
Jun 16
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.86m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
—
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Hey, I'm David! I am a fun loving guy with a lot of heart who wants to live life with a smile on my face 24/7. I am adventurous and love to travel. When I'm not on the road I can be found driving fast in circles at a local raceway!
What I’m doing with my life
I am a property manager overseeing rentals in SE North Carolina.
I’m really good at
Having a good time!
The first things people usually notice about me
My big baby blues.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Evil Dead, Halloween, Night of the Living Dead, Alien, The Thing, etc. Pretty much any horror from the 80s. My favorite film, though: Big Trouble in Little China.

Music: Rockabilly, New Wave, Punk... pretty much anything but rap and new country.
The six things I could never do without
My car
My phone
My dog
My family
Good rum
Good conversation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...very little. Life's too short. Less thinking, more doing!
On a typical Friday night I am
Out on the town!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Nothing. I prefer to remain a man of mystery.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals
You should message me if
You feel like it? I'm never one to tell people what they should or shouldn't do. What do I look like, Jiminy Cricket?!