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TheHumanSpork

32 M Wrightsville Beach, NC

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:23am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Hey, I'm David! I am a fun loving guy with a lot of heart who wants to live life with a smile on my face 24/7. I am adventurous and love to travel. When I'm not on the road I can be found driving fast in circles at a local raceway!
What I’m doing with my life
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I am a property manager overseeing rentals in SE North Carolina.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having a good time!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My big baby blues.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Evil Dead, Halloween, Night of the Living Dead, Alien, The Thing, etc. Pretty much any horror from the 80s. My favorite film, though: Big Trouble in Little China.

Music: Rockabilly, New Wave, Punk... pretty much anything but rap and new country.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My car
My phone
My dog
My family
Good rum
Good conversation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I want to go from here. Keep moving forward!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out on the town!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Nothing. I prefer to remain a man of mystery.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You feel like it? I'm never one to tell people what they should or shouldn't do. What do I look like, Jiminy Cricket?!