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TheInternal

34 Columbia, SC Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–44
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jul 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Status
Open relationship
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I value humor, honesty, intellect, kindness, learning, openness, communication, creativity, and intimacy. Thus, I try to both live and fill my life with those things.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm passionate about teaching, creativity, social justice, and combating rape culture with the power of informed consent and de-stigmatization of human sexuality. I'm proactively looking for opportunities to move out of the south (currently aiming for Charlotte or "The Triangle" areas in NC the most. That's not QUITE the south, right?) and to leave this tiny insignificant rock a little bit better than I found it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- honest communication
- good bad jokes (or "dad jokes" depending on who you ask), pun, and innuendo
- being sex positive
- informed consent
- knowing a little about a whole lot of stuff
- waxing philosophical about how to improve society
- over-analyzing
- being creative (making music, writing, drawing, etc.)
- writing lists on the internet
- writing polite and civil messages that southern women ignore on OKCupid
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Apparently that I exude "tall, sexy nerdiness." I've been likened to David Tennant more than once. I took this as a compliment.

Or, my silly / dumb t-shirts with nerdy and / or obscure references.

Or, my appreciation for puns and my refined sense of humor (aka "dad jokes"). Don't be hatin'.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like a variety of media, though I've been more into TV shows as of late (yay Netflix?)

Books: "Awareness" by Anthony DeMello, "Way of the Peaceful Warrior" by Herman Hesse, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams, "Ghost in The Shell" by Masamune Shirow.

Movies: "Birdman," "Les Invasions Barbares", "Secretary," Monty Python films, sci-fi, B-movies, comedies.

Shows: "Adventure Time," "Bee and Puppycat," "Caprica," "Danger 5," "Doctor Who," Star Trek: TNG and newer (including Enterprise), "The Venture Brothers."

Music: Kishi Bashi, Regina Spektor, "Still Alive" by Jonathan Coulton, jazz, blues, lots of movie, tv, and video game soundtracks.

Food: Vietnamese, Thai, Sushi, Indian, Italian, good Tex-mex, and fruit.

Games: "Cards Against Humanity," "Magic the Gathering," "The Wolf Among Us," "Dear Esther," "Super Time Force Ultra," "Papers, Please," 2D Fighters, any fun co-op games.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
(assuming the bottom two rungs of Maslow's hierarchy of needs are being met...)

- beauty
- creating
- communication
- the ability to improve oneself
- affection / having fun with sex
- humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- the average air speed velocity of a coconut laden swallow
- how can I make that person laugh
- how to improve myself and the world/society
- finding open minded folks to try fun hedonistic stuff with
- cultures and places I'd like to explore
- if Skynet has already won
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching Netflix, doing nerdy game stuff (Magic or computer games), poking at some design or artsy stuff, researching areas I'd be interested in moving to, or hanging out with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm pretty kinky, rather nerdy, want to go on more adventures and travels, question the practicality of monogamy, and will try most things (that won't kill or permanently injure me) twice. I'm also a little shy and awkward at first around people I find really attractive.
You should message me if
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you'd like a reply. I try to reply to all polite thoughtful messages (it'd be rude not to). Sadly, I've noticed most folks default to rude on the Internet.

Or, if making time to get to know each other out in the real world is a priority for you... especially if you're into fun nerdy stuff (intellectualism in general, learning, science, art, sci-fi, video games, nerdy card games), like making music, are kind-hearted, find living things to be fascinating, desperately crave genuine honesty, consider sex to be a great recreational activity, are positive, enjoy conversation about meaningful and diverse topics (i.e. philosophy, psychology, art, sex / sexuality, social reform, etc.), are over a 60% match percentage, and aren't crazy socially awkward.

I'm happy to answer questions about myself, life, the universe, etc. as time allows... so there's one more excuse for you to message me :D

Absolutely not interested in rude people, flakes, cheaters, or those who promote prayer in lieu of spending time and resources to address social / economic injustices.