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35 M Denver, CO

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5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Like most everyone else here, I'm a Midwestern transplant. I think it automatically makes me a good person, since most everyone knows that Midwesterners--especially Ohioans--are generally friendly, caring, kind, and pretty much awesome. I'd like to think I'm no exception.

I have career ADHD, so I seem to always have a million things going on. I left corporate America two years ago to join the fitness world as a training nerd. But, now I'm back to where I belong as a freelance writer and co-founder of a new marketing agency.

Don't get me wrong, I love kettlebell training and I especially enjoy fixing broken people and those in pain with my "magic" powers through neuroscience-based therapy. But I also love having a normal schedule, being able to splurge on a special occasion, or lavish someone important with nice things. And, let's face it....I just like being busy.

I have two rescue dogs who are basically my children.

I cook religiously, exercise frequently, and enjoy live music--especially at venues like the Gothic and Ogden. I hike a little, I bike a little, but I still love a good sunny afternoon in the park tossing a frisbee and then grabbing some ice cream afterward. I'm a coffee addict and quite possibly the world's biggest fan of bacon.

I'm sure there's more to tell, but why ruin the fun? You'll just have to write or send an IM to find out more.
What I’m doing with my life
Revamping my grand plan. Again.
I’m really good at
-Cooking bacon
-Coaching and teaching
-Dominating Jeopardy and other trivia games
-Making a strong cup o' joe (and drinking strong cups o' joe)
-Scrabble and other board games
The first things people usually notice about me
That I don't have hair? Seems pretty obvious to me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Catcher in the Rye, Great Gatsby, most anything from Poe.

Movies: Office Space, PCU, Usual Suspects, Miller's Crossing, The Bourne trilogy, Anything Bond, I Love You Man.

Shows: Boardwalk Empire, Newsroom, Blacklist, Real Time, Mad Men, Game of Thrones, The League, True Detective, The Good Wife, Graceland.

Music: There isn't enough space for this, but a sampling: Tool, Afghan Whigs, Radiohead, Epilogues, STP, Cold War Kids, Guster, Ben Folds, Black Keys, The Bravery, Oasis, Buffalo Tom, Cage the Elephant, Chevelle, Cracker, Dead Sara, Eagles, CCR, Filter, I Hate Kate, Incubus, John Butler Trio, Manic Street Preachers, David Gray, Damien Rice. See? Too many!

Food: meat, veggies, some fruit. Generally gluten/grain-free. I still love me some Thai, Indian, NYC and Chicago style pizza (prefer deep dish), and of course...BACON!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why people still believe NASCAR is a sport. How I can get more bacon into my diet. Why politicians get to write laws that don't pertain to them. Where are the flying cars we were promised?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm now terribly afraid of both my food processor and mandolin, since each has tried unsuccessfully to take one of my thumbs.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you want to. Why else would you? Of course, there are some caveats. Please refrain from contacting me if:
-You don't appreciate a healthy lifestyle
-You have kids
-You're unable or unwilling to express your feelings so that I actually have to guess what's on your mind