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TheJonzone

21 M Evanston, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–24
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a good listener, and a variable conversationist. I'm generally genuinely curious, and an avid alliterator.

-Random Stuff I'm Good At-
Being super cool, wearing silly clothing, buying books and not reading them, making noisy music, starting fires, personal hygiene, lucid dreaming, (TBC)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My willingness to sacrifice social normalcy for hilarity, or, how god damn stylish I am. (Dude, I own a slick ass cardigan)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: On the Road, Catcher in the Rye, Meditations, Food of the Gods, Great Gatsby, Life, 1984, Fight Club, A Clockwork Orange, Blood Meridian.

Movies: Upstream Color, Primer, First Ascents, King Lines, Crimes and Misdemeanors, Breathless, Mulholland Drive, Fitzcarraldo, Bad Lieutenant: Port Of Call, Kick-Ass, Tarantino, Herzog, Lynch, Alejandro Jodorowsky.

Shows: The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, The Wire, and Tim and Eric.

Music: Part Chimp, Japandroids, Torche, Brutal Truth, Katy Perry, Iron Maiden, Lightning Bolt, My Bloody Valentine, Baroness, Fugazi, Minor Threat, Frank Zappa, King Crimson, Hella, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, The Jesus Lizard, Old Crow Medicine Show, Operation Ivy, Primus, Robert Glasper, Sleigh Bells, Weekend Nachos, Mogwai, Helms Alee, To Name a few...

Food: Anything.

Podcasts: The Todd Glass Show, WTF With Marc Maron, The Joe Rogan Experience, The Duncan Trussel Family Hour, The 40 Year Old Boy, The Bonezone.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Climbing
People
Comedy
Music
Writing
Pants
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Random Stuff-
Climbing, people, comedy, music, writing... but mostly pants.
Places to go on climbing trips.
Cool stuff to do.
The absurd, the strange, the grotesque, and cute puppies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With friends.
Working.
Or going solo.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I genuinely love the song Die Young by Kesha.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- you are debating whether or not to do so.
- you like to engage in pseudo-intellectual conversations regarding esoteric topics.
- you are passionate about something.
- acting silly is something you do often.