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  • Ages 24–44
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Last online
Today – 5:44pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Art / Music / Writing
Seeing Someone
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I once had a dog named Spot for two days.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work at Naro Expanded Video and I write screenplays because I haven't figured out how not to.
I’m really good at
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Making mix CDs, which is apparently still not a marketable skill.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I used to have more of a beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Catcher in the Rye, Slaughterhouse-Five, and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas come to mind. Do plays count? I'm all about Romeo & Juliet and Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead and other tragic stage couples. Graphic novels? We can discuss why any film adaptation of Watchmen was bound to be inherently inferior to the source material. But the shameful truth is, the books I've been meaning to read far outnumber the books I've read. And the following topics are the reason why.

I've seen a few thousand movies now, with no signs of abating. Call it an occupational hazard. Favorites include Before Sunrise (my idea of romance), Pulp Fiction, Pleasantville, The Apartment, Memento, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Boogie Nights, Sweet Smell of Success, Back to the Future, Clerks, Bottle Rocket, Groundhog Day, L.A. Confidential, Vertigo, Trainspotting, Fight Club, Dr. Strangelove, most Pixar movies. Lately, I loved Safety Not Guaranteed and Her... and I confess a fondness for Pitch Perfect.

Breaking Bad and Mad Men are my favorites, followed closely by the masterwork that is, of course, Batman: The Animated Series. I've gone the distance with shows like The West Wing, Arrested Development, Friday Night Lights, Coupling, 30 Rock. I've apparently been addicted to The Muppet Show since birth. I've watched through my fingers as once-magnificent series like The Office and How I Met Your Mother took a dive in the final rounds (although I'll halfway-defend HIMYM's denouement). Honestly, I'm not sure any great sitcom has ended as well as it began (I'm looking at you, Soap and NewsRadio). I'm hopelessly behind on Girls, Dexter, Game of Thrones, Louie, and so many other shows. I'm scared to even start on The Wire.

You know how, if you did a diorama on your desk of our solar system to scale, the next closest star to us would be in North Carolina or something like that? I love a lot of music to different degrees, but my love for Elliott Smith stretches to North Carolina. His passing affected me in a way I'll never quite wrap my mind around, and I've been proud to contribute to his posthumous legacy in some small ways. As for the rest of music, I'm a fan of The Walkmen, Ghosty, Vampire Weekend, Animal Collective, Beirut, The Wrens, Real Estate, Tame Impala, Pavement, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Clientele, The Radio Dept., St. Vincent, Pinback, Lilys, Arcade Fire, Teleman, The Joggers, Deerhunter, The Exploding Hearts, SSLYBY, Built to Spill, Modest Mouse, Spoon, The Shins, Mazarin, Death Cab for Cutie, Andrew Bird, Starfucker, Sufjan Stevens, Nirvana, Interpol, Wilco, Papercuts, Fanfarlo, Born Ruffians, Radiohead, et cetera... and by "et cetera," I mean a CD collection (remember those?) that takes up an entire wall of the living room.

As for food, there are a lot of trips to Yorgo's and Chipotle, and never enough homemade Rice Krispie treats.
The six things I could never do without
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A bicycle, soft pretzels, long nighttime walks, shark repellant, interrobangs, and somewhere between one and two cats.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Premises for screenplays I'll probably never write, whether people hear me when I'm poorly singing along to music while I walk (I hope not), that "Expectations vs. Reality" scene in (500) Days of Summer.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working at the video store.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was thirteen years old, I was abandoned at the top of the Eiffel Tower.
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