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TheKhaos

25 Evansville, IN Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:25am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Libra
Education
Working on university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
First off, (kind of didn't think a guy would have to include this on his profile but HOLY SHIT was i wrong) im not looking for sex. No way in hell are you going to manage to claw your skanky hands into my pants. I don't give a shit how hot you think you may be, if all you're looking for is a quick fuck then the only one you're going to get from me is a FUCK OFF. So basically what im trying to say is that if some people would consider you a "cum dumpster" then for the love of all that is holy please return to your street corners and please please PLEASE do not (and i repeat) DO NOT MESSAGE ME.
(waits to see if this brand of skank repellent works)

For all those others that are actually looking for someone to share a genuine relationship with then the following is for you!
(hooray for you!) :D

My name is Logan im 25 years old, currently a smoker but im quitting. I am Brutally Honest and I'm probably one of the most sarcastic people you will ever meet. First off I'm a fucking Heathen and damn proud of it. For those of you that don't know what Heathen is, basically i follow the old ways of my ancestors in the worship of Odin, Thor, Baldur, Tyr, etc..basically the Norse Gods and Goddesses. (Google Asatru and you will find out more ) I hate close minded people and politics. I'm all about the honor game and believe that Karma can be a bitch. I live each day trying to be the best man i can be and i expect the same of others.

I Love to play the fool and make others laugh, whether it be at me or with me. I believe laughter can heal a sick person given enough time. A person could be having the absolute worst day of their life and be in tears, but if you can make them laugh, then for those quick few seconds that person is truly happy.

I'm a bit of a gaming nerd, I play video games, RPGs like D&D, even a few trading card games. I would actually like to start broadcasting on TwitchTV and Youtube, but its not in the budget currently.

I love my metal. Godsmack, Mudvayne, FFDP, Killswitch Engage, all those awesome bands. I absolutely HATE rap. If you're a damn wannabe Snooki or sum shit then please save us both the trouble and don't bother messaging me.

I think im a half-decent vocalist, but i've never had a PA system, to test myself.

When im around my friends im a completely different person than what i am iin public. Im stupid crazy funny (i can say that with the utmost confidence) and will bleed for every last one of my friends. In public however i appear to be stern and...well just outright aggressive. Most people when they look at me see someone whos anything other than friendly, but most people only see what i show them anyway. Trust me, if you get to know me you will quickly find out that im the fuckin shit :D

For everything else, if you're that curious to know who i am then you just have to talk to me to find out.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Ivy tech College and im fully employed
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Containing the badass within O_O DUM DUM DUUUUMMMM
Making people laugh
talking
listening
Watching people fall down (a personal favorite)
Finding the hidden reasons for peoples actions
Telling when people are lying
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My tattoos and piercings.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Anything by Darren Shan
Movies: Mostly comedy but really anything good.
Shows: TV Comedy (Family Guy and shit)
Music: Metal of many varieties.
Food: Food :P
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, Friends, Family, Tattoos, Piercings, Humor.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The bigger things in life and ways to fix the world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At work, just wanting the night to end so i can go home and fuckin do it again bright and early Saturday morning. WOOO EXCITEMENT!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Get to know me first then i ll trust you with my secrets
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to laugh
You are a fellow metal-head such as myself
Tired of douchebags that cheat
Can teach me how to shred on the 6 string
Actually want a serious Long-term relationship and aren't an Ultra skank (trust me i can tell)