Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
First off, (kind of didn't think a guy would have to include this
on his profile but HOLY SHIT was i wrong) im not looking for sex.
No way in hell are you going to manage to claw your skanky hands
into my pants. I don't give a shit how hot you think you may be, if
all you're looking for is a quick fuck then the only one you're
going to get from me is a FUCK OFF. So basically what im trying to
say is that if some people would consider you a "cum dumpster" then
for the love of all that is holy please return to your street
corners and please please PLEASE do not (and i repeat) DO NOT
(waits to see if this brand of skank repellent works)
For all those others that are actually looking for someone to share
a genuine relationship with then the following is for you!
(hooray for you!) :D
My name is Logan im 25 years old, currently a smoker but im
quitting. I am Brutally Honest and I'm probably one of the most
sarcastic people you will ever meet. First off I'm a Heathen and
damn proud of it. For those of you that don't know what Heathen is,
basically i follow the old ways of my ancestors in the worship of
Odin, Thor, Baldur, Tyr, etc..basically the Norse Gods and
Goddesses. (Google Asatru and you will find out more ) I hate close
minded people and politics. I'm all about the honor game and
believe that Karma can be a bitch. I live each day trying to be the
best man i can be and i expect the same of others. I dont care what
your religion is i will accept you for who you are.
I Love to play the fool and make others laugh, whether it be at me
or with me. I believe laughter can heal a sick person given enough
time. A person could be having the absolute worst day of their life
and be in tears, but if you can make them laugh, then for those
quick few seconds that person is truly happy.
I'm a bit of a gaming nerd, I play video games, RPGs like D&D,
even a few trading card games. I would actually like to start
broadcasting on TwitchTV and Youtube, but its not in the budget
I love my metal. Godsmack, Mudvayne, FFDP, Killswitch Engage, all
those awesome bands. I absolutely HATE rap. If you're a damn
wannabe Snooki or sum shit then please save us both the trouble and
don't bother messaging me.
I think im a half-decent vocalist, but i've never had a PA system,
to test myself.
When im around my friends im a completely different person than
what i am iin public. Im stupid crazy funny (i can say that with
the utmost confidence) and will bleed for every last one of my
friends. In public however i appear to be stern and...well just
outright aggressive. Most people when they look at me see someone
whos anything other than friendly, but most people only see what i
show them anyway. Trust me, if you get to know me you will quickly
find out that im the fuckin shit :D
For everything else, if you're that curious to know who i am then
you just have to talk to me to find out.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Ivy tech College and im fully employed
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Containing the badass within O_O DUM DUM DUUUUMMMM
Making people laugh
Watching people fall down (a personal favorite)
Finding the hidden reasons for peoples actions
Telling when people are lying
The first things people usually notice about me
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My tattoos and piercings.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Anything by Darren Shan
Movies: Mostly comedy but really anything good.
Shows: TV Comedy (Family Guy and shit)
Music: Metal of many varieties.
Food: Food :P
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, Friends, Family, Tattoos, Piercings, Humor.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The bigger things in life, ways to fix the world, the mistakes i've
made, what comes next, why people or so fuckin deceitful.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At work, just wanting the night to end so i can go home and fuckin
do it again bright and early Saturday morning. WOOO
squinting intently at my guitar asking why it wont unveil its
secrets to me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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pretty sure this whole site is a giant waste of time.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to laugh
You are a fellow metal-head such as myself
Tired of douchebags that cheat
Can teach me how to shred on the 6 string
Actually want a serious Long-term relationship and aren't an Ultra
skank (trust me i can tell)
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