TheKhaos
26 Evansville, IN
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My self-summary
Watsup. My name is Logan. I'm 25 and currently in the middle of college and trying to create a career and a good life for myself. I bust my ass 8+ hours a day 40+ hours a week and i dont have time for alot of things that i would like to do. Im attempting to find something real and something that will last, So all you little skank shits can shake your ass at someone else because i wont fall victim to your pelvic sorcery. Im far from the average guy and I ****ing HATE cheaters, mind-games and all that other type of bullshit. Its come to my realization that half the women on here are fake as sh*tand its beyond me as to why im still on here. Regardless, here i am and blah friggin blah.

As for hobbies and other such things: Mainly i sit on my ass at home because leaving it would mean that i have to share the road with thousands of others who have no ****ing idea how to drive, Whilst i am inside my cozy little dwelling i mainly watch hulu, play video games, read books, play guitar, draw/doodle, and write little short stories about random things and then attempt to connect them all together (so far unsuccessfully).

My aspirations: As for profession, i want to work at Blizzard Entertainment and im currently working on a plan that will get my ass there. For everything else, i want to be able to draw like Todd McFarlen (cause his sh*tis ****in) i want to be able to at least be considered a successful guitar player (meaning that i can actually fuggin PLAY the damn thing) I would fuggin LOVE to get a PHD in Computer Science and Network Security, Learn to speak fluent German, and to top off the huge list of impossible feats, i want to learn Jun Fan Gung Fu (Bruce Lee's Fighting Style).....NOT....ENOUGH....HOURS....IN...THE...DAY.

Its recently come to my attention that based on my pictures i look like a "Bad Person" which i suppose is fair enough due to the tattoos and "angry face" and the like, but the reality of who i am is a direct contradiction of what the pictures present, im probably one of the nerdiest and most hilarious individuals that i have encountered. Trust me, you get to know who i am and you will most undoubtedly agree.

Right now the only thing that i feel i can accomplish, is finding that one significant other that will help me tie everything together and drive me to better myself. So far all roads have lead to dead ends and some of which were more disastrous than others. Although, once again, here i am. If you think you're able to take sh*tseriously, be faithful to a single individual and commit to that person, then feel free to message me.

However, as unfortunate as it may be I do have preferences to physical appearance. As im sure everyone else out there does as well. So if i dont respond, *shrugs* then move on to the next one.

(p.s.) I fucking LOVE musicians...like major weakness for them. Female drummers make me fucking stupid for an elongated period of time. Female Guitarists make my jaw drop. Female Vocalists vex the shit out of me and make it hard to focus on anything else.
Basically, if you are a musician you pretty much already qualify.

Other than that, not much left to say.

If your interested then hit me up for the rest.
What I’m doing with my life
Ivy tech College and im fully employed
I’m really good at
Containing the badass within O_O DUM DUM DUUUUMMMM
Making people laugh
talking
listening
Watching people fall down (a personal favorite)
Finding the hidden reasons for peoples actions
Telling when people are lying
The first things people usually notice about me
My tattoos and piercings.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything by Darren Shan
Movies: Mostly comedy but really anything good.
Shows: TV Comedy (Family Guy and shit)
Music: Metal of many varieties.
Food: Food :P
The six things I could never do without
Music, Friends, Family, Tattoos, Piercings, Humor.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The bigger things in life, ways to fix the world, the mistakes i've made, what comes next, why people are so fuckin deceitful.
On a typical Friday night I am
At work, just wanting the night to end so i can go home and fuckin do it again bright and early Saturday morning. WOOO EXCITEMENT!

OR

squinting intently at my guitar asking why it wont unveil its secrets to me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
pretty sure this whole site is a giant waste of time.
You should message me if
You want to laugh
You are a fellow metal-head such as myself
Tired of douchebags that cheat
Can teach me how to shred on the 6 string
Actually want a serious Long-term relationship and aren't an Ultra skank (trust me i can tell)
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