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TheKillerEmu

30 F Lake Mary, FL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:52pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Black, Other
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Hi all! I'm Natasha. I'm half black and half Polish. I'm kinda geeky and a bit shy. I'm pretty weird, especially with words. I pretty much have my own language made up with broken English, bad grammar, and odd phrases.

I'm into astrology, alternative music, netflix, board games, and other forms of mindless entertainment. I love animals, though I'm more of a cat person than a dog person.

I live with my rad boyfriend, CenterOfReality. We're in a polyamorous relationship, and if you're considering dating me, I'll let ya know right now, it's NOT a requirement to date him too.

I'm more of a coffee shop or small lounge/bar girl than a party girl. I love dining out, going to the movies, shopping, bowling or playing pool, and whatever else I can think of.

I work at a job where the hours are sparse until summer hits. I'll be open to hanging out and dating once my financial situation stabilizes.
What I’m doing with my life
Improving. Looking for more stable employment. Keeping up with various fandoms. Planning my future. Spending hours on tumblr, fetlife, and facebook.
I’m really good at
Listening. Being a goofball. Getting attention, even when I don't want it. Being (overly) affectionate. Skimming books, articles, and user profiles. Over simplifying. Over summarizing. Doing an impression of Butters from South Park.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes. My hair. How short I am. How quiet I am. How I look, sound, and sometimes act like a little kid. How corny my jokes are.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(Books) I read more articles than I do books, so this list is pathetically short. :-/ Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger and Please stop laughing at me... by Jodee Blanco

(Movies) Se7en, Trainspotting, Office Space, Fanboys, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, The World's End, Slumdog Millionaire, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Emperor's New Groove, L.I.E., Little Miss Sunshine, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Sunshine, Saved!, Four Rooms, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks II, Bowling for Columbine, Memento, Gattaca, American History X, American Psycho, American Beauty, Igby Goes Down, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, Inception, The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, Being John Malkovich, The Big Lebowski, Let The Right One In, Saw, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, The Avengers...

(Anime) Trigun, Death Note, Hellsing, Fruits Basket, Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood, FLCL, Saikano, Ouran High School Host Club, Eden of the East, Princess Jellyfish, Attack on Titan...

(Television) Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Legend of Korra (I'm seriously OBSESSED with those shows!), Sleepy Hollow, Doctor Who(revival), Supernatural, House, M.D., Breaking Bad, Heroes, True Blood, Queer As Folk, The L Word, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, South Park...

(Music) Alternative, "Indie", Trip Hop, Post-Trip Hop, Electronica, Post-Dubstep, Post-Punk, Pop, Pop/Rock... Beck, TV on the Radio, Incubus, Fiona Apple, Blur, Gorillaz, Marilyn Manson, Rage Against The Machine, The Streets, M.I.A., Lady Sovereign, Billy Joel, Michael Jackson, Sparklehorse, St. Vincent, Jamiroquai...

(Food) Polish, Japanese, Indian, Vietnamese, Mexican, Italian, bacon cheeseburgers, Cajun fries, seafood, grapes, berries, cherries, brussel sprouts, broccoli, chocolate, almond milk, anything matcha green tea or lavender flavored
The six things I could never do without
My cell phone, my DVD collection and something to watch them on, food, the internet, background noise (usually music), and affection/attention.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life. Fandoms. Food. My relationships with people. Social justice. The future. The past.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home, because my Friday nights are TOO typical. Friday night kidnappings and adventuring is welcome! :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have some interesting phobias. I can have some really down days, but I usually keep to myself when that happens. I'm not a Debbie Downer when I'm around people. I have a low sex drive and not a lot of experience with vaginas. I have a higher than average I.Q., but sometimes I can come off as ditzy and naive.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You'd like a shopping buddy. You have any recommendations for books, movies, and/or musical artists. You have any random and/or cool ideas you wanna share with me. You're open minded, accepting, and patient. You're bored.

Being a geeky, queer, intersectional feminist is also a huge plus! :)