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TheKillerEmu

30 Lake Mary, FL Woman, Cis Woman

Woman, Cis Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual, Queer
Ethnicity
Black, Other
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Open relationship
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi all! I'm Natasha. I'm half black and half Polish. I'm kinda geeky and a bit shy. I'm weird, especially with words. I pretty much have my own language made up with broken English, bad grammar, and odd phrases.

I'm more of a coffee shop or small lounge/bar girl than a party girl. I love dining out, going to the movies, shopping, bowling or playing pool. I'm into astrology, alternative music, netflix, board games, and other forms of mindless entertainment. I love animals, though I'm more of a cat person than a dog person.

I live with my awesome boyfriend, CenterOfReality and we're in a hierarchical polyamorous relationship. I'm here to make connections, be it platonic, romantic, or physical (mostly cuddling and kissing since I'm not a very sexual person), with people who are radically open-minded and open-hearted.

I believe that you don't have to wait a certain amount of time to express your feelings to someone that you really like or love. If you find you have feelings for someone on the first date, say it! If we're both into it, let's enjoy it! I don't believe in the "wait three days to call after the first date" rule or "love isn't 'real' unless you know the person x-amount of time". If you're feeling it, go for it! There's no time like the present! I guess I'm kind of a "free love" hippie like that lol.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Improving. Planning. Contemplating. Having fun.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Letting people gush, rant, rave, and vent. Being a goofball. Being affectionate. Skimming books, articles, and user profiles. Over simplifying. Occasionally doing a good impression of Butters from South Park.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes. My hair. How short I am. How quiet I am. How I look, sound, and sometimes act younger than I am. How corny my jokes are.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(Books) I read more articles than I do books, so this list is pathetically short. :-/ Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger and Please stop laughing at me... by Jodee Blanco

(Movies) Se7en, Trainspotting, Office Space, Fanboys, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, The World's End, Slumdog Millionaire, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Emperor's New Groove, L.I.E., Little Miss Sunshine, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Sunshine, Saved!, Four Rooms, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks II, Bowling for Columbine, Memento, Gattaca, American History X, American Psycho, American Beauty, Igby Goes Down, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, Inception, The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, Being John Malkovich, The Big Lebowski, Let The Right One In, Saw, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, The Avengers...

(Anime) Trigun, Death Note, Hellsing, Fruits Basket, Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood, FLCL, Saikano, Ouran High School Host Club, Eden of the East, Princess Jellyfish, Attack on Titan...

(Television) Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Legend of Korra (I'm seriously OBSESSED with those shows!), Hannibal, Lie To Me, Sleepy Hollow, Doctor Who(revival), Orange is the New Black, Breaking Bad, Heroes, True Blood, Queer As Folk, The L Word, South Park...

(Music) Alternative, "Indie", Trip Hop, Post-Trip Hop, Electronica, Post-Dubstep, Post-Punk, Pop, Pop/Rock... Beck, TV on the Radio, Incubus, Fiona Apple, Blur, Gorillaz, Marilyn Manson, Rage Against The Machine, The Streets, M.I.A., Lady Sovereign, Billy Joel, Michael Jackson, Sparklehorse, St. Vincent, Jamiroquai...

(Food) Ketogenic, High Protein, High Fat, Low Carb. Veggies and Fruits that are high in fiber.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cell phone
Film/TV
Food
Internet
Music
Affection/attention
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life. Fandoms. Food. My relationships with people. Social justice. The future. The past.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working...or cooking...or hanging out...or...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't like kids. I prefer to date people without kids. I have some interesting phobias. I have depression, but I do my best to not get everyone else down. I have a low sex drive and not a lot of experience with vaginas. I have a higher than average I.Q., but sometimes I can come off as ditzy and naive.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're radically open-minded and open-hearted. You wanna cuddle, kiss, and watch Netflix with me. You like to give back rubs. You'd like a shopping buddy. You have any recommendations for books, movies, and/or musical artists. You have any random and/or cool ideas you wanna share with me. You're accepting and patient. You're bored.

Being a geeky, queer, intersectional feminist is also a huge plus! :)