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TheKillerEmu

31 Lake Mary, FL Woman, Cis Woman

Woman, Cis Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:14am
Orientation
Bisexual, Questioning
Ethnicity
Black, Other
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Open relationship
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi all! I'm Natasha. I'm half black and half Polish. I'm kinda geeky and a bit shy. I'm weird, especially with words. I pretty much have my own language made up with broken English, bad grammar, and odd phrases.

I'm more of a coffee shop or small lounge/bar girl than a party girl. I love dining out, going to the movies, shopping, bowling or playing pool. I'm into astrology, alternative music, netflix, board games, and other forms of mindless entertainment. I love animals, though I'm more of a cat person than a dog person.

I am what some would describe as a Social Justice Warrior. I don't take misogyny, queerphobia, transphobia, racism, ableism, etc. lightly. Now, I understand that everyone can be a little problematic sometimes. But, I rather be around people who do there best to try to unlearn that shit than be around Daniel Tosh clones.

I live with my awesome boyfriend, CenterOfReality and we're in a hierarchical polyamorous relationship.

I'm in a pretty rocky place in my life right now where it's difficult to maintain multiple romantic relationships. I'm really only open to online friendship and occasional hangouts at the moment. With that said, here's my take on dating/romance/sex when I am finally ready for it...

I believe that you don't have to wait a certain amount of time to express your feelings to someone that you really like or love. If you find you have feelings for someone on the first date, say it! If we're both into it, let's enjoy it! I don't believe in the "wait three days to call after the first date" rule or "love isn't 'real' unless you know the person x-amount of time". If you're feeling it, go for it! There's no time like the present! I guess I'm kind of a "free love" hippie like that lol.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"Stuff, Lori....thangs."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Letting people gush, rant, rave, and vent. Being a goofball. Being affectionate. Skimming books, articles, and user profiles. Over simplifying. Occasionally doing a good impression of Butters from South Park.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes. My hair. How short I am. How quiet I am. How I look, sound, and sometimes act younger than I am. How corny my jokes are.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(Books) I read more articles than I do books, so this list is pathetically short. :-/ Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger and Please stop laughing at me... by Jodee Blanco

(Movies) Se7en, Trainspotting, Office Space, Fanboys, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, The World's End, Slumdog Millionaire, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Emperor's New Groove, L.I.E., Little Miss Sunshine, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Sunshine, Saved!, Four Rooms, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks II, Bowling for Columbine, Memento, Gattaca, American History X, American Psycho, American Beauty, Igby Goes Down, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, Inception, The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, Being John Malkovich, The Big Lebowski, Let The Right One In, Saw, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, The Avengers...

(Anime) Trigun, Death Note, Hellsing, Fruits Basket, Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood, FLCL, Saikano, Ouran High School Host Club, Eden of the East, Princess Jellyfish, Attack on Titan...

(Television) Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Legend of Korra (I'm seriously OBSESSED with those shows!), The Walking Dead, Hannibal, Lie To Me, Doctor Who(revival), Orange is the New Black, Breaking Bad, Heroes, True Blood, Queer As Folk, The L Word, South Park...

(Music) Alternative, "Indie", Trip Hop, Post-Trip Hop, Electronica, Post-Dubstep, Post-Punk, Pop, Pop/Rock... Beck, TV on the Radio, Incubus, Fiona Apple, Blur, Gorillaz, Marilyn Manson, Rage Against The Machine, The Streets, M.I.A., Lady Sovereign, Billy Joel, Michael Jackson, Sparklehorse, St. Vincent, Jamiroquai...

(Food) Ketogenic, Low Saturated Fat, Low Carb. Veggies and Fruits that are high in fiber.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cell phone
Film/TV
Food
Internet
Music
Like minded people
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life. Fandoms. Food. My relationships with people. Social justice. The future. The past.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working...or cooking...or hanging out...or...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't like kids. I prefer to date people without kids. I have some interesting phobias. I have depression, but I do my best to not get everyone else down. I have a low sex drive and not a lot of experience with vaginas. I have a higher than average I.Q., but sometimes I can come off as ditzy and naive.
You should message me if
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You're radically open-minded and open-hearted. You have any recommendations for books, movies, and/or musical artists. You have any random and/or cool ideas you wanna share with me. You're accepting and patient. You're bored.