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TheKrabler

29 Seattle, WA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 11
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey y'all.

I'm David, a transplant from California.

I'm a self proclaimed, and much acknowledged, geek.

I love music... and live music is the bestest. In the upcoming months I already have tickets to Cold War Kids, OKGO, Guster, and Sasquatch... and will undoubtedly go to many other smaller shows in between. Back to Sasquatch for a sec, the lineup is pretty heavenly this year...

I love board games, and have a good sized collection.

I like beer. I know quite a bit about it. I spent a few years as a beer specialist in a gigantic liquor store, basically getting to tell folks what to try. Now I merchandise the stuff in grocery stores. I'm looking to start working in a brewery... pretty much any brewery... this summer, and am trying to make that happen.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Figuring out life. Right now that means applying to jobs and looking into grad school... Either in education or hospitality/management.

I'm also finally taking advantage of all the activities this city, and the surroundings have to offer... hiking, camping, random shows and festivals... that kinda thing...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Making beer suggestions
-Settlers of Catan
-Unplanned adventures (the best kind)
-Talking about anything
-Being that guy who takes lots of photos, of people and scenery, wherever he goes, and then posting it all online
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a weird way of speaking... slow and intentional, with a larger expanse of vocabulary than most... I can't even remember how many times it's been commented on.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:
The Harry Potters, The Wind-Up Bird Chronicles, Lamb, The Dresden Files, If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor... anything by Neil Gaiman, Tamora Pierce, Terry Pratchett, Mercedes Lacky, Raymond E Fiest and oh so many more... I love to read.

Movies:
Yojimbo, Pulp Fiction, The Brave Little Toaster, Garden State, Better Luck Tomorrow, Howl's Moving Castle, Zombie Land, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Singing in the Rain

Music:
The Beatles, Dave Matthews Band, Cake, The Grateful Dead, Guster, Florence and the Machines, MGMT, Muse, Kings of Leon, U2, The Rolling Stones, The Cat Empire, The Who, The Killers, Modest Mouse, MIA, Lyrics Born, The Presidents of the United States of America, Weird Al, Beck, The Arcade Fire, The Dirty Projectors, The Black Mages, David Bowie, Billy Joel, Thievery Corporation, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers... and the list goes on and on and on

Food:
I'm a picky eater unfortunately... but I can usually find things to eat everywhere... and I'm always up for Chinese! Oh and I do love sriracha http://theoatmeal.com/comics/sriracha

TV:
Scrubs, How I Met Your Mother (This show is legen- wait for it-and I hope your not lactose intolerant because the second part of this word is- dary), Castle, Firefly, Doctor Who, Community, Supernatural, The Walking Dead
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books
Board games
Beer
An internet connection
Live Music
Oh fine... and friends/family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to turn my most recent misadventure into an interesting story. What concert tickets to buy next. What I'm going to do after work.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It can totally vary. My current weekend is on Monday/Tuesday, so if I'm being responsible, just watching some Netflix, making some food, and turning in by midnight at the latest, for waking up at 6am...

I am not the most responsible of people... Everyone else I currently associate with has Monday-Friday jobs. Many of them throw parties, or like to go out on Fridays... I can usually be (easily) persuaded to catch up on rest when everyone else is at work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I really just go with the flow of the moment. I let others influence what I do with my time way more than I should, but it sure makes things fun.
You should message me if
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You want to drink some good beer or some cheap wine, play some board games, or both!