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TheKyleCoyle

27 Oakland, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Nov 7
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I bounce from clarity to confusion on a regular basis. Then I get annoyed at people who pretend like they've got it all figured I out. I'm talking to you, shitty gurus!

Also, don't know why OKC thinks I'm "more drug friendly". No judgement on the pot smokers though, I used to love the stuff (too much) but that time of my life is done.

In all seriousness, the only thing I think relevant to this section would be to say that I'm currently striving towards stability. My early twenties were not as fun as TV told me they would be.

I think the rest of the profile presents a much better idea of who I am than anything I might write here.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying not to take my self too seriously.

I'm currently trying to raise funds for future creative endeavors. Like producing my own cartoon and/or t-shirt line.

I have a lot of half finished poems, roughed outlines for short stories and a couple rants that like to pretend they're essays.

Also: Wondering how so many young people can actually afford to live in SF. Do your parents seriously pay for everything or did I miss the day they were handing out high paying jobs to pseudo-spiritual idiots? If so, please let me know next time; I can pretend to be dumb and I know enough about spirituality to fake it from time to time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Recognizing what others are good at?
- Conceptualizing; I'm really good at coming up with new ideas. I need to work on seeing them through though.
- Traveling. I used to do it very often for work.
- Coordinating and Compromising. Also a big part of my job.
- Navigating: Places, people, problems.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably the long hair and the often unkempt beard.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Six things is somewhat arbitrary isn't it? Five or ten feels more universal to me. Anyway:

1) Stories.
2) Art.
3) Friends.
4) Direction.
5) Movement.
6) The Unknown.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
In order?: Lame plot devices. How Vonnegut or Hunter S. might write. The next revolution of Young Bearded Youth. What shitty five cent candy this pop song tastes like. Ways our economy reflects how immature we all are. A sitcom set in the afterlife staring Moses, L. Ron Hubbard and Vicious from Cowboy Bebop. Theories that disprove Scientology to my Scientologist mother. That would make a good t-shirt, wait, no it wouldn't. What moon rocks taste like. Was I smart enough to understand Calvin and Hobbes when I was little.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Any of the following: Enjoying a show, lounging on the couch, grabbing some beers, reading, writing, working, developing a design or art project, and occasionally traveling.

But I could be doing any of these things at any time of the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been seriously considering an improv class. I would like to find someone interested in accompanying me. I idolize and respect comedians far too much and it's honestly always been a dream of mine to jump into comedy. But something about me would need to become funny first.
You should message me if
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You want a collaborator on an art/design project you're working on.
You're looking for some good conversation over some good beer.
You have an idea for a crazy adventure and need a companion.

Or if anything in the above profile struck your interested in any way.