if you are looking at my pics, read the captions from the bottom
up. stories are fun.
moving on, i am a pretty broken toy as you will learn but i hope
i'm better for it. i am a little crazy with a triple dipping in
klutz sauce. i almost never really get across what i think
effectively out loud so be patient. i do way better in writing.
anything else, just ask. if i don't feel comfortable, i know how to
get that across. also, i am a student at BYU-I, i work as a
development therapist for a company that assists adults with
disabilities to become more independant and more functional in
society. in the meantime, i am helping also to write a self help
book on relationships. not like dating or marriage but any kind of
i want to make something really clear. if you really don't want to
talk to me, tell me. i'll back off. just please be polite about it,
i have had quite enough of people being rude for no reason when i
was just trying to be friendly.
What I’m doing with my life
going to school. i will probably be a therapist, or i would if i
didn't have so many issues of my own. i am living with my
grandmother and helping her out when i can. i also have a job at a
development center. if you want to know what that is, ask.
I’m really good at
wow, short list. listening and getting distract- SHINEY!!! what
were we talking about again? right, litening, making jokes and
The first things people usually notice about me
that i'm shorter than most of the people that i'm with. the very
next thing is that if you cannot see me, i apparently sound like a
girl. i have been called "ma'am" over the phone and some folks with
vision impairment more times than i really care to remember...
after that, it will probably be that i try WAY to hard to be funny.
that wasn't a joke, stop waiting for a punchline.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
book- Harry Potter and JK Rowling taught me how to read. no
exaggeration. movie- if we go by what i quote most, all of them.
shows- i'm not going to lie, i am an anime nerd. i like my fair
share of NCIS and CSI too. food- if i am allowed to eat it and it
won't make me sick, i will probably find a way to cook it.
The six things I could never do without
books, internet, video games, nature, my fare share of explosives
and pizza. not expressly in that order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how i am going to graduate from college and how im going to make
ends meet in the meantime.
On a typical Friday night I am
alone, in the dark, watching anime or listening to recorded horror
stories. if you were to watch me long enough, you would notice that
i wouldn't notice you until the scariest part of the story....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i am recently divorced. yes, it sucks, no i don't care about her
anymore, yes it still hurts. anymore questions?
You should message me if
... you're a girl and your not old enough to be my mother.... or if
you're not quadruple dipped psycho. either will do, applicants with
both will be shown preference.