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TheLastFred

30 M North Chelmsford, MA

I’m looking for

  • Straight women only
  • Ages 25–39
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:50pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Two-year college
Job
Construction
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi there! Im 30, straight, single, and I live in Chelmsford. But, I guess that was all covered by the description at the top of the page next to my dumb picture. I'm a heavy equipment operator for a company that replaces city water mains in and around boston. Basically, I play with a real tonka truck in the middle of the street while simultaneously ruining your ride into work. I lived in Brighton for a few years, but got tired of living with roommates, so I moved to the land of cheap rent and long commutes and am now contemplating a triumphant return to the big city. I like Hockey, Football, Steak, Beer, anything boat/lake/ocean related and everything else everyone unanimously likes. I recently bought snowshoes, and discovered how much I dislike snowshoeing. I'm left handed, drive a pickup truck, and don't really know how descriptive I'm supposed to get in this.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working, camping, boating, family things, and going to Bruins or Pats games as often as possible. I've lost like 70 pounds over the past year or so, so I'm also trying to do healthy things. Tho sometimes healthy things suck.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing self flattering essays on the internet, finding spiderwebs and cobwebs with my face, parallel parking, getting good deals on furniture, lifting heavy objects, making people laugh, and giving terrible unsolicited advice.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm 6'4". People usually notice me not fitting in sedans, and hitting my head on the holiday decorations hanging from the ceiling in Dunkin Donuts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like all kinds of stuff. Ill just list the last book, show, music, and food I partook in.

-Atlas Shrugged (Good book, but about 1100 pages too long. If you disagree, you are wrong.)
-Goon (Best movie ever)
-An episode of British Top Gear
-Bill Burr at the Hampton Beach Casino Ballroom
-Some horrible new song by Limp Bizkit on XM (I secretly loved it)
-A little tray of Hannafords Sushi while sitting in my car in the laundromat parking lot.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Gainful employment
-Friends
-A Grill
-Air conditioning
-Weekends on the water
-A halfway decent automobile
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much I love sending unsolicited emails to strangers on this site, and hoping they reply. Worst time ever.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Grabbing drinks with friends in Brighton, or Lowell, or somewhere else. If not, then I'm towing my camper up north somewhere (I'm not trying to sneak in a brag about owning an RV. I paid $200 for it on craigslist, and I may have gotten ripped off). Or fixing something on my terrible boat (Same deal as the camper. Its old, but in no way vintage or classic). Wherever fun is happening I try to be there.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have dislocated my knee bowling.
You should message me if
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You like to laugh. If you don't like to laugh, you should speak to a specialist before you message anyone. Honestly, I am a sincere, hard working, loyal, mature and fun loving guy that is looking for someone who is smart, appreciates humor, and has their life together. Im not looking for a hookup. If you want, hit me up! If not, well I hope you at least found some humor in my silly essays.