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TheLastFred

30 M North Chelmsford, MA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Two-year college
Job
Construction
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Hi there! Im 30, straight, single, and I live in Chelmsford. But, I guess that was all covered by the description at the top of the page next to my dumb picture. For a living I run excavation equipment for a company replacing water main pipes in and around Boston. It's recession proof and the pay is pretty good. Basically, I just ruin peoples commutes. For fun sometimes I will set up detours down dead end streets. I spend most of my free time during the week commuting to and from Boston, singing along to 90's rock songs to keep from falling asleep behind the wheel (again). I recently lived in Brighton for a few years, but got tired of living with roommates. So I moved to where the rent is cheap, and am now contemplating a triumphant return to the big city. I like Hockey, Football, Steak, Beer, anything boat/lake/ocean related and everything else everyone unanimously likes. I recently bought snowshoes, and discovered how much I dislike snowshoeing. I'm left handed, drive a pickup truck, own a 28 year old boat, and don't really know how descriptive I'm supposed to get in this.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working, camping, boating, family things, and going to Bruins or Pats games as often as possible. I've lost like 65 pounds this year so far, so I'm also trying to do healthy things. Trying. Sorta.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing self flattering essays on the internet, finding spiderwebs and cobwebs with my face, parallel parking, getting good deals on furniture, lifting heavy objects, and giving terrible unsolicited advice.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm 6'4". People usually notice me not fitting in sedans, and hitting my head on the holiday decorations hanging from the ceiling in Dunkin Donuts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like all kinds of stuff. Ill just list the last book, show, music, and food I partook in. Atlas Shrugged (I'm the only person who read it that hated it), Goon (Best movie ever), An episode of British Top Gear, Some horrible new song by Limp Bizkit on XM (I secretly loved it), and a little tray of Hannafords Sushi while sitting in my car in the laundromat parking lot.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Housing, employment, food, water, sleep, and at some point proper medical care.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How shitty this is coming out. I don't really spend a lot of time thinking about it, but it's what I'm thinking about right now.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Grabbing drinks with friends in Brighton, or Lowell, or somewhere else. If not, then I'm towing my camper up north somewhere (I'm not trying to sneak in a brag about owning an RV. I paid $200 for it on craigslist, and I may have gotten ripped off). Or fixing something on my terrible boat (Same deal as the camper. Its old, but in no way vintage or classic). Wherever fun is happening I try to be there.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have dislocated my knee bowling.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 25–39
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You like to laugh. If you don't like to laugh, you should speak to a specialist before you message anyone. But seriously I am a sincere, hard working, loyal, mature and fun loving guy that is looking for someone who is smart, appreciates humor, and has their life together. Im not looking for a hookup. If you want, hit me up. If not, well I hope you at least found some humor in my silly essays.