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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20-34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:28pm
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Special Diet
Not at all
Atheism and it’s important
Doesn’t have kids
English (Somewhat), Tamil (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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My name is Michael. I'm holding a goose.

If you like going to interesting places to take pictures then I would like to accompany you on these endeavors.

Note: all my pictures are from at least a year ago and since then I have achieved my life goal of gaining 700 pounds. If you have a problem with my rolls  curves you can just move on.

(I got about halfway through updating this profile after moving and getting a new job. Sorry if it's confusing (not really))
What I’m doing with my life
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Worked as a programmer in a multinational corporation in California, got bored, and went to the University of Maryland to learn some science. I'm not bored anymore.

Until spring of 2015, I worked for a nuclear/particle physics laboratory, where we examined the most basic laws of nature using cutting-edge atom trapping and spectroscopy technology. I haven't figured out a way to fully explain what the overall purpose of the experiment was without boring people, but here's a video I made about it:

I'm trying very hard to move to my dream city (Seattle, WA) pretty soon. It just so happens there are plenty of labs there researching the kind of stuff I'm already working on.

Update: I've moved to Seattle, and work at a nuclear physics lab at UW. I'm not sure how long I'll stay here. I'm leaning more heavily towards "forever" though.

Various disjoint hobbies: photography, copperplate-style writing, trying to learn the violin which I started doing way too late, volunteering at the county animal shelter.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, photography- Here are some pictures
I'm probably above average at
archery, programming, ice skating

Dvorak typing.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm kinda thin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite band: Lunasa.
Favorite song: Eanair
No I'm not Irish.
Favorite movie: "The Grand Budapest Hotel". They might as well just stop making movies now because no movie is ever going to be as good as that one.
Favorite show: Firefly Adventure Time Doctor Who
I also like watching Gordon Ramsay's shows (the UK ones, not the
dumbed-down American versions)
Favorite f00dz: masala dosa Anything that isn't masala dosa.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to gain 700 pounds, and which of OkCupid's euphemisms for "morbidly obese" I should select once I attain that goal.

Update: Done! Where's my disability check?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Finally, nothing is required of me for two days. I'm going to sleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The most private thing I'm willing to tell to any stranger who comes across this page? ...
You should message me if
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Above all, I appreciate someone with an absurd and abstract sense of humor. Having respect for life, and a love of science are huge plusses.

I'd like to find more friends who are intelligent enough to change my mind about stuff. I am impressed by people who have become competent at something for reasons other than their family background.

If you don't have a smartphone that's a huge plus.

If you say you like baking but all you've "baked" are cupcakes and cookies using powdered mixes from boxes then you're a liar and I don't want anything to do with you. I'm sick of you people misrepresenting yourselves. I bake more complicated things than that for breakfast.