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28 Lanham, MD Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–34
  • Near me
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My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:26am
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly vegetarian
Not at all
Atheism, and very serious about it
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly), Tamil (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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My name is Michael. I'm holding a goose.

If you like adventuring to interesting places to take pictures then I would like to accompany you on these endeavors.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
This basically explains it all:

I work for a nuclear/particle physics laboratory, where I make lenses, shoot lasers, and draw graphs. My purpose is to examine the most basic laws of nature using cutting-edge atom trapping and spectroscopy technology.

I've been working in California as a programmer at an evil multinational corporation for the past few years and I've just moved to College Park, MD to do some science.

Photography. Copperplate-style writing

Trying to get better at

science, the violin, being helpful, being a friend, not setting things on fire.

Volunteering at the county animal shelter. EVERYONE SHOULD DO THIS.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, photography- Here are some pictures
I'm probably above average at
archery, programming, ice skating
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm kinda thin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite band: Lunasa.
Favorite song: Eanair
No I'm not Irish.
Favorite movie: "The Grand Budapest Hotel". They might as well just stop making movies now because no movie is ever going to be as good as that one.
Favorite show: Firefly Adventure Time Doctor Who
I also like watching Gordon Ramsay's shows (the UK ones, not the
dumbed-down American versions)
Favorite f00dz: masala dosa Anything that isn't masala dosa.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Fountain pens, manual transmission, snow, insane friends, cheap-ass shoes, my old Canon EOS 20D.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When will my quantum mechanics professor let me play the theremin in his office? He doesn't play it himself and I already play a continuous-pitch instrument so I'm just as qualified to play it as anyone else here. Oh, also quantum mechanics I guess but mostly the therimin that I haven't gotten to play with.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'll probably be kind of nervous the first time we meet. And all the times after that.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can name the six types of quarks without looking them up.

Above all, I appreciate someone with an absurd and abstract sense of humor.

I see a lot of people here talking about how they love using the Oxford comma. Okay. Let's see you use en dashes correctly. Then we'll talk.

I'd like to find more friends who are interested in science or technology, and who are intelligent enough to change my mind about stuff. I am impressed by people who have become competent at something for reasons other than their family background.

If you say you like baking but all you've "baked" are cupcakes and cookies using powdered mixes from boxes then you're a liar and I don't want anything to do with you. I'm sick of you people misrepresenting yourselves. I bake more complicated things than that for breakfast.