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28 Lanham, MD Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–34
  • Near me
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My Details

Last Online
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5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly vegetarian
Not at all
Atheism, and very serious about it
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly), Tamil (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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My name is Michael. I'm holding a goose.

If you like going to interesting places to take pictures then I would like to accompany you on these endeavors.
What I’m doing with my life
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I've been working in California as a programmer at an evil multinational corporation for the past few years and I've just moved to College Park, MD to do some science.

I work for a nuclear/particle physics laboratory, where we examine the most basic laws of nature using cutting-edge atom trapping and spectroscopy technology. I haven't figured out a way to fully explain what the overall purpose of the experiment is without boring people, but here's a video I made about it:

Various disjoint hobbies: photography, copperplate-style writing, trying to learn the violin which I started doing way too late, volunteering at the county animal shelter, trying to solve homework problems with my fountain pens. Wishing I was living in Seattle.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, photography- Here are some pictures
I'm probably above average at
archery, programming, ice skating
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm kinda thin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite band: Lunasa.
Favorite song: Eanair
No I'm not Irish.
Favorite movie: "The Grand Budapest Hotel". They might as well just stop making movies now because no movie is ever going to be as good as that one.
Favorite show: Firefly Adventure Time Doctor Who
I also like watching Gordon Ramsay's shows (the UK ones, not the
dumbed-down American versions)
Favorite f00dz: masala dosa Anything that isn't masala dosa.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Fountain pens, manual transmission, snow, insane friends, cheap-ass shoes, my old Canon EOS 20D.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Spin matrices, fools.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Finally, nothing is required of me for two days. I'm going to sleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The most private thing I'm willing to tell to any stranger who comes across this page? ...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can name the six types of quarks without looking them up.

Above all, I appreciate someone with an absurd and abstract sense of humor. Having respect for life, and a love of science are huge plusses.

I'd like to find more friends who are intelligent enough to change my mind about stuff. I am impressed by people who have become competent at something for reasons other than their family background.

If you say you like baking but all you've "baked" are cupcakes and cookies using powdered mixes from boxes then you're a liar and I don't want anything to do with you. I'm sick of you people misrepresenting yourselves. I bake more complicated things than that for breakfast.