I'm not all that interesting. I generally call everyone either "dude" / "babe", or "sir" / "ma'am" / "miss" if I'm trying to be polite. Like every other dude around here, I'm fairly nerdy; most computers I've owned, I built myself. But I have taken one programming course and wasn't that into it. I do read Wikipedia and Google Maps for fun, though. I have written an as-yet-unpublished novel, which made me realize I don't have the attention span to read most books, so I really have no business writing them. Writing for television seems far more suited to my strengths.

I like to party, and my concept of "partying" includes snuggling kittens, driving with the top down and no specific destination, getting stoned and listening to Motorhead, making fried chicken and greens from scratch, watching the San Jose Sharks choke in the playoffs (again), swearing in creative and humorous ways, saying nice things about people apropos of nothing, and saying terrible things about people if they do something to deserve it. Needless to say, I'm a barrel of laughs. So tell me about yourself. Why do I want to hang out with you? I'm sure you're awesome, but be more specific.

Mostly worrying about which universities will admit me.

Doing it for the lulz. Making fried chicken from scratch. Freestyle loafing.

It seems like everyone thinks I'm pale, skinny, effeminate, and / or way younger than I am.

I don't read as many books as I should. I just got a Kindle, recommend books I should read.

I like movies that actually kind of resemble real life.

I like (pop) punk, thrash / speed / classic metal, some indie pop, 80's and 90's hip hop, and some blatant dancey pop music. Bands I'm going to see in the near future include Social Distortion, Megadeth + Motorhead, Alkaline Trio, Cocksparrer + Rancid, and the Buzzcocks + Dollyrots.

I'll try almost anything you put in front of me, but if you let me choose, we're probably having pizza, fried chicken, sushi, or steaks. I try to avoid processed foods and minimize consumption of mammals, but I have to admit, McDonald's makes some damn good French fries, and there's one just up the road from In N Out.

I really like having my own room, the full standard-issue set of organs and appendages, good food, free time, and modern communications technology.

The degrading things I did to your mother the other night.

probably not doing anything particularly exciting. I hardly have any friends in the 408.

My spirit animal is Yelling Bird, and I intend on getting a tattoo of the same in the near future.

you think I'm cute, and I seem like I'm not a complete douchebag. Or if you have a cat that you will let me hang out with.