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TheLolocaust

32 M Oakland, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 29
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Yiddish (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Look at all these fucks I give! They're just falling out of the sky!
What I’m doing with my life
Every day I'm hustlin', every day I'm hustlin'.
I’m really good at
German compliments. Generally showing up on time for things. Making fried chicken and collard greens. Fixing computers. Taking the piss out.
The first things people usually notice about me
Everyone thinks I'm like 21-24. Maybe it's how I dress.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I need more books in my life. Recommend some books I should read.

I like comedies, crime films, occasionally somber Oscar bait dramas, some of the less stupid war and action movies, and a few documentaries.

A few musical acts I enjoy include The Lawrence Arms, The Dollyrots, Motorhead, Judas Priest, Wu Tang Clan, NWA, Too $hort, Lady Gaga, The Millionaires, among many, many others.

As far as food...I'll try almost anything you put in front of me, but if you let me choose, we're probably having pizza, sushi, or steaks.
The six things I could never do without
food
sleep
internet lulz
good beer
music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to dismantle the kyriarchy, and look like a superhero while I'm at it. Rap lyrics and fantasy novels. Sophomoric jokes and insults.
On a typical Friday night I am
I like it when my friends come over and party with me. Sometimes I may be out at a rocknroll show or swilling beer in a hipster dive bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My spirit animal is Yelling Bird, and I intend on getting a tattoo of the same in the near future.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You're not already up to your neck in dudes spitting their cheesy game at you, or if you are, but I seem like less of a tool.