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TheLolocaust

32 M Oakland, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Yiddish (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Look at all these fucks I give! They're just falling out of the sky!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Every day I'm hustlin', every day I'm hustlin'.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
German compliments. Wordsmithing. Generally showing up on time for things. Making fried chicken and collard greens. Fixing computers. Taking the piss out.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Everyone thinks I'm like 21-24. Maybe it's how I dress.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
For a guy who fancies himself a novelist, I don't read very much. I'm taking recommendations though!

I typically enjoy stoner comedies, crime films, occasionally somber Oscar bait dramas, some of the less stupid war and action movies, and the odd documentary.

According to last.fm, I listen to a lot of punk bands from the Bay Area and Chicago, 80's thrash metal, Golden Age hip hop, and bits of synthpop, classic rock, and so on.

As far as food...I'll try almost anything you put in front of me, but if you let me choose, we're probably having pizza, sushi, or steaks.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
food
sleep
internet lulz
good beer
music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to dismantle the kyriarchy, and look like a superhero while I'm at it. Rap lyrics and fantasy novels. Sophomoric jokes and insults.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably just chillin' at home, or at a rocknroll show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My spirit animal is Yelling Bird, and I've been meaning to get a tattoo of the same for some time.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not already up to your neck in dudes spitting their cheesy game at you, or if you are, but I seem like less of a tool.