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32 M Oakland, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 7
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Yiddish (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Look at all these fucks I give! They're just falling out of the sky!
What I’m doing with my life
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Every day I'm hustlin', every day I'm hustlin'.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
German compliments. Generally showing up on time for things. Making fried chicken and collard greens. Fixing computers. Taking the piss out.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Everyone thinks I'm like 21-24. Maybe it's how I dress.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I need more books in my life. Recommend some books I should read.

I like comedies, crime films, occasionally somber Oscar bait dramas, some of the less stupid war and action movies, and a few documentaries.

A few musical acts I enjoy include The Lawrence Arms, The Dollyrots, Motorhead, Judas Priest, Wu Tang Clan, NWA, Too $hort, Lady Gaga, The Millionaires, among many, many others.

As far as food...I'll try almost anything you put in front of me, but if you let me choose, we're probably having pizza, sushi, or steaks.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
internet lulz
good beer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to dismantle the kyriarchy, and look like a superhero while I'm at it. Rap lyrics and fantasy novels. Sophomoric jokes and insults.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I like it when my friends come over and party with me. Sometimes I may be out at a rocknroll show or swilling beer in a hipster dive bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My spirit animal is Yelling Bird, and I intend on getting a tattoo of the same in the near future.
You should message me if
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You're not already up to your neck in dudes spitting their cheesy game at you, or if you are, but I seem like less of a tool.