I'm not outdoorsy. I don't rock climb or mountain bike or even do yoga. I am pretty far off to the left of mainstream America, but my standard-issue Bay Area liberal sociopolitics are tempered by a healthy contempt for my fellow human, across the board. I hate hippies, but grudgingly admit they were / are right about some things.
I'm about quarts of High Life, video games, getting stoned and watching cartoons, and walking to the BART station and the liquor store. Writing the next blockbuster novel with Britcoms playing in the background. Occasionally going out to rocknroll shows and drinking inadvisably and getting bruised a little in the pit.
I'm bitter and depressed, a lot of the time. I am thoroughly bored by vacuous positivity, which seems to be the norm around here. But once you get in good with me, I'm down for life. I'll help you move, give you my last dollar, and pistolwhip anyone who fucks with you.